They rile me every time so I NEED you to help me understand because I just don't get it... Why do you 'lick it'? Why oh why? I feel like I'm missing something enormous. Genuinely, I feel really quite thick. You open up a biscuit, lick the inside, then put it back together again to eat. WHYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!
If you can tell me I'm being unreasonable to simply not get it - and spend 5 minutes after each time I see it trying to, angrily, fathom it - then please, step forward...