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44 replies

Lazydaisy55 · 05/06/2012 16:38

Was looking at some profile photos on plenty of fish site, one was of an erect penis. Why the hell would a man tink that would impress a woman?
Not going near that site again.

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sensuallettuce · 05/06/2012 16:40

Are they allowed to do that - did you report it?

I met my fiancé on there Blush

veritythebrave · 05/06/2012 16:42

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idontbelieveanymore · 05/06/2012 16:43
Grin

Did you send the penis a message???

WorraLiberty · 05/06/2012 16:43

Lol I played a whole game of scrabble with someone on FB before realising his profile pic was a cock.

AnnieLobeseder · 05/06/2012 16:44

Ughhhhhhhhhh indeed! Do men not realise that we generally don't find them nearly as appealing naked as they seem to find us. I'd run a mile!!

thecook · 05/06/2012 16:46

What an idiot. Does he really think he will impress ladies with a photo of his dick!

PS Was it an impressive size?

sensuallettuce · 05/06/2012 16:46

Has anyone gone on "Chat Roulette" Shock Hmm.......

idontbelieveanymore · 05/06/2012 16:57

Maybe the poor chap actually has a face like a penis.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 05/06/2012 17:01

Are you sure it wasn't the famed Penis Fish?

AnnieLobeseder · 05/06/2012 17:13

Shock Chaos! The mind boggles!

Lazydaisy55 · 05/06/2012 17:23

Definitely not a fish. Not an impressive sight.
How do you report someone, couldn't see how to do this?

I am not a prudish person, but I didnt expect that photo.

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Lazydaisy55 · 05/06/2012 17:24

Ps, forgot to mention before, it was hoiked out of an unzipped fly!

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HecateTrivia · 05/06/2012 17:24

do you have to register to view profiles?

HecateTrivia · 05/06/2012 17:24
Grin
SerendipitousHarlot · 05/06/2012 17:24

Hahaa!! Cock pics are an expected evil on dating sites I'm afraid Grin

Though I'm with the majority, I don't know why they think it's going to impress us!

Lazydaisy55 · 05/06/2012 17:28

There none on the Guardian soulmates site!

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idontbelieveanymore · 05/06/2012 17:28

I'm impressed

Love a good cock pic.

Haha

Trills · 05/06/2012 17:29

Having to pay to sign up does weed out some of the weirdos - you have to be committed to your weirdness to pay to put your penis on a dating site.

(by the way, what are you potentially being unreasonable about?)

cwtch4967 · 05/06/2012 17:31

Well look at it this way, at least posting a penis as a profile pic identified him straight away as a dick, it saves time in the long run!!

Dprince · 05/06/2012 17:34

Its fairly common on dating sites, from what I have heard. My sip met her dh to be on there. He seems a really lovely bloke. I wonder what his pic was. :)

idontbelieveanymore · 05/06/2012 17:38

Maybe the guy was thinking that by showing you the goods first you would be less likely to be disappointed later???

NowThenWreck · 05/06/2012 17:40

ooh, it's bloody ages since I saw an erect cock. Can you describe it to me?

SerendipitousHarlot · 05/06/2012 17:41

Even if they're not right there on the profile, they only have to send a few messages before the floodgates are open, and they're PM'ing/texting them. I even had someone show me a picture of his when I came back from the toilet on a first date! Shock Grin

sensuallettuce · 05/06/2012 17:42

Dunno about that Trills - I have known friends on Match.com who have met their fair share of weirdos.

A lot of people do use POF as a shag fest including me before I met OH of course I was saving myself for the love of my life that is OH -Grin

Trills · 05/06/2012 17:42

For NowThen