Help i dont know which class i belong too

[Mrsjay]

Ok so seeing as this is the theme of the week I am confusing myself which class i belong to, my box is a bit tight , how would i go about defining my class

I suspect middle working class

I'm solid working class stock. Quite sure of that.
However, I have studied at University and love Centre Parcs (have so far managed to avoid the anal sex).

Now lets be clear - you can have unusual sexual proclivities but it is only ok if you are Upper Class. If you aren't then it makes you a deviant.

Do you read the Daily Mail or a red top?
Do you know what a Liddl is?
What are your thoughts on fish knives and cake forks?

I dont read aews paper waste of money/paper imo can read online (not ipad)

yes i know where lidl is and will shop there

cakeforks really people eat cake with forks

I have been told I am "in a class of my own"

I eat cake with a fork.

I know where lidl is.

I don't read newspapers as they're pretty much all the same shoddy journalism.

I'm not a deviant.

I went to university.

I live in social housing.

I think I just have no class

Why does it matter?

It doesnt matter im just being silly

I think I just have no class

yeah, I think I have been told that as well....

You belong in bottom class until you learn the difference between 'too' and 'to'

Sorted!

No class is kinda unique though

If you have to ask you have no class...

oh that is me sushed eh worra

The class system in the UK is well and truly messed up. It doesn't really matter any more.

Yep!

Is this Mitford-sort-of-class or Motorhead-sort-of-class? ( Obviously I have buckets of both )

Worra - you took the words out of my upper class gob!

I think i have found my place oh well im off TO the shops not lidil though bus doesn't stop there

I was told that if you have to ask then you are lower middle

Well if u ask or care you are a freakin twat.

I am very distantly related to the Schleswig-Holsteins.

I'm defintely working class, from a long term unemployed parent, grew up in social housing, still live in social housing, my couch is from Brighthouse and I watch Jeremy Kyle!

BUT both my partner and I went to university, he's got a decent job (well the pay is shit but he wears a suit!), and I've been offered a job as a counsellor, so does that mean our children/grandchildren may be able to move up the social ladder?

I doubt im lower middle my dad was a miner mum works in a shop I didn't go to university my husband is a plumber own an ex LA house and dont know what a cake fork looks like although DD is going to be doing a Bachelor of science degree but not at a very good university ,

Didn't they get annexed by Bismark? Shouldn't someone have a quiet word with them ... It seems kinder to let them know.

I just want to say AGAIN i don't care im just being a bit flippant light hearted and silly although i might be a twat

I have no class. Or style