Mumsnet Royalty

[MaryZapalasaurus]

Ha, that got you in,didn't it.

AIBU to start a thread to ask everyone who has ever been accused of being Mumsnet Royalty or one of the elite, or one of the populars, or insultingly been accused of being cliquey, quichey, prolific or all the many other insults, to sign in here.

I just want a list to refer to. Cos I reckon there are about a zillion of us, so I just want to prove that it isn't just a few of us who are up their own arses and think the site revolves around them

Whadayathink?

DO NOT repeat DO NOT use it on the clit.

It would smart somewhat - although it would make a great MN thread.

(any takers?)

(anyone willing to Take One For The Team?)

i Cilit bang-ed my clit and it changed my life forever
That kind of thing?

I'm not actually going to do it, it's just a good title :)

Here you go maryz have some

I think it would change your clit forever - don't know about anything else

Remains Of The Fanjo starring Panthony Flopkins.

@TantrumsAndBalloons

Gin, Justine?

Ta very much [not fussy]

ooh

Talc, be fair. Zombie never, ever leaves body parts behind. She's very careful to recover them quickly and to re-attach them more or less where they came from.

Zombie once bought a lot of Cilit Bang when it was on offer. When she got home, she read the label. Everything she had wanted to use it on was on the Do not use this product on list.

Oh lawks, you miss A LOT when you don't log on for 24 hours!

Zombie - do you carry a selection of little plastic bags for that purpose, like a dog walker?

If it was a whole leg or something, you could always unfurl a bin bag from your back pocket or something.

Zombie doesn't bother with bags, Talc. She just picks the bit up and sticks it straight back on. It's rotting flesh anyway so a bit of dirt doesn't make any difference.

She and DZH are heading out now for a couple of hours. She'll check the gin supply again on her return.

I'm posting and running, but just to say - Talc I love that crown, not only does it look fab, it will keep one warm when the leccy gets cut off in winter.

Yes, tis I, the original Brian (apart from the origianl Brain....that's someone else) I love being Brian, I missed being Brian.

I have the other names in reserve for embarrassing snogging questions that may occur

Off to drink wine and knit, tis an exciting life I lead!

*original

(origianl.....??)

shirleyknot? Disappeared of late though??

I sometimes get Shirley and SarahStratton mixed up.

And her with the hat. Thingy.

lolol at pinot going 'ooh' when Justine posted

Pinot's easily pleased.

I was more royal when I was unemployed and could spend all day pissing about.

I think that it is almost entirely proportional to the volume of posts, with a contributing factor of the topic area you post in, and only a teensy smidgen of what you post.

I'm a bit drunk, I've just woken up dp laughing at this thread

Mooooooomins!

MrsVamos - you have no idea!

When's the French start by the way? I need to start brushing up on my double entendres? (is that the correct plural by the way?)

Careful HD the last person to stalk me crashed his car into a skip across the road from our house, trying to stare through the window

Twice

I don't have a car

Can I live in the skip?