Mumsnet Royalty

[MaryZapalasaurus]

Ha, that got you in,didn't it.

AIBU to start a thread to ask everyone who has ever been accused of being Mumsnet Royalty or one of the elite, or one of the populars, or insultingly been accused of being cliquey, quichey, prolific or all the many other insults, to sign in here.

I just want a list to refer to. Cos I reckon there are about a zillion of us, so I just want to prove that it isn't just a few of us who are up their own arses and think the site revolves around them

Whadayathink?

The other point about regulars and royalty and the like, is that there are loads of regular name changers who have been around for years but are scared of outing themselves. If I don't recognise a name, I usually assume it's a name changing regular.

I say scoooooooooones.

Oh, I've de fanjo'd (my name obviously)
And gone back to my old name.
I shouldn't think anyone really cares.
But hey ho :)

Thank you maryz for caring :)

Did you call (one)?

I like Kowyow.
It sounds like a good word.

Maryz - I don't even really understand how to use predictive text.

I just get irritated and press lots of buttons until it goes away.

....

Even more embarrassingly - sometimes I have to ask my daughter to read a word on my phone because the little feckers are damned small these days.

Why are words getting smaller? Anybody would think that there was something wrong with my eyes. My arms have got shorter, too.

I have to ask dd to translate ds1 text messages for me as I have no clue what he is on about half the time.

Zombie is shocked that no one has yet offered HM Justine any gin yet!

Zombie remedies that situation by proffering a litre bottle of Bombay Sapphire Export to HM Justine.

Gin, Justine?

I'm either thoroughly ignored or called a cunt, you wouldn't think I've been here for 6 years

Zombie - for goodness' sake don't go tugging anything. The thought of this thread being littered with discarded body parts is not very savoury.

Look I've just cleaned this bit. I used some Cillit BANG on that blue bit where it says Add Your Message Here. It's so shiny I can see my arse in it.

See what I mean about that Justine struts in assumes a royalty thread is about her. Seriously, she acts like she owns the place.

And then she gets poor old Zombie to fetch her gin, persecuting the undead that is.

Every time some one writes Cilit bang, I read it as clit bang

I must just have a warped mind?

I hate gin :(

I like vodka though.