Ugh.

[MsKittyFane]

Just come up to bed and the bedroom stinks, really stinks.
DH is asleep and unaware how bad it smells.
Shall I open the windows even though it's freezing & pouring down?
Would it be U to wake DH up and tell him to leave the house and sleep in the car?

Trump stink?

This is exactly why my DH is banished to the spare room after a night on the beer and a curry. I send a canary in first in the morning to make sure it's safe.

Open the window - it's the quickest eay to freshen the room up.

Something dead under the bed? Or post curry wind?

If it is the dh i'put on the lights, fuss arouns trying to find the source of the stench.

And strike a few red headed matches. Honestly, it works. Though you have to be ok with the smell of matches and resist the temptation to see if you can light his farts while he's asleep.

Rhino Yes, it's disgusting! Windows are open. Thinking about spraying the room.

Dame :o !!

Oh kitty my DH does that. i hate it! But lol at "trump stink*

Don't light a match! MrFane might go woof!

Buy him an early Christmas present instead.

Jeez, another one...

talc it looks like a bin bag! Hmm, Do you think a drawstring bin bag would work? :o

Febreze him.

Talc that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

Seriously, do all men do this?

:o @ Dame

You'd probably pickle your DH's lower half if you encased him in a bin bag.

The Gas Sack is technological.

You could just take yourself to the fridge, have that last glass of wine...and find something creative to do with the cork.

Talc where did you find that??

Open the window and wrap yourself in the duvet like a sausage roll (you're the meat) and let him freeze. If he wakes tell him that you don't want to sleep with captain trumper, of trumpington house, trumpshire without adequate fresh air circulating.

Talc I luffs you that is wonderful ! I need one for DH

Talc that looks like a body bag!

Takes Smells like something had crawled up your arse and died to a whole new level...

marathonrunner - I have my contacts in the flatulence neutralising industry

omg that link is hilarious, have you seen the other recommendations. the bag thing that goes in the underwear and you fart into it. cracking up here!

Wife and I reading MN together and laughing at how true to our life this is. I smell. A lot. Open the window if you haven't already. Make him shower twice a day, and definitely before bed.
My particular issues (apparently!) is my feet. It is not uncommon to be banished to the bathroom to wash them before being allowed into the marital bed.
Obviously my DW's farts smell of flowers....

ffs what about this