Ugh.

[MsKittyFane]

Just come up to bed and the bedroom stinks, really stinks.
DH is asleep and unaware how bad it smells.
Shall I open the windows even though it's freezing & pouring down?
Would it be U to wake DH up and tell him to leave the house and sleep in the car?

Rhino I have sprayed my bit of duvet with perfume and am rolled up as suggested!
Talc I'll be ordering the bodybag Gas Sac in the morning :o
Night all :)

try this

trying to link to the farting thong

I want to know the difference between fart deodoriser disposable and fart deodoriser premium? Do you think the extra money is worth it?

the chair pad

SodThat - I have to admit to being a trifle baffled by the Fart Thong.

If you wore it just a bit 'to one side', you'd completely by-pass the whole damn thing.

Far better to go for a trousers version of the Gas Sack - I'm surprised they don't have one on the site.

They would need drawstring bottoms, though, to prevent any egress around the ankle area.

Finally i can wear my thong safe in the knowledge that I can fart freely with no consequences for myself or my loved ones

talc Ds asked me a few years ago if when a woman farted wearing a thong it sounded like when you blow through a blade of grass in your hand

But do they muffle the sound too? Else everyone will still know you've done a trump.

this is the funnieest thread i have read in ages. Love it!

How can a whole website be dedicatred to flatulence. Hilarious!

surely they muffle too? It is not just the stench which needs eliminating. It is sound too.

Jus thtink no more stomach cramps, holding it in during that all imortant meeting. Just relax those cheeks baby!

ledkr - how very perceptive of your DS

Maybe there is untapped musical talent waiting to be discovered here.

Finely-tuned clarinets and oboes of the gusset world UNITE.

Talc Having another look this morning, the website is brilliant!
They sell MASKS! I could pop it on in bed.

still laughing away here! pmsl at masks. is this website for real do you think??

I used to get woken up by the smell of farts in the middle of thee night before I banished the phantom farter. However, between that and snoring, I didn't get much sleep...

talc - I feel sorry for that elderly model - who after years of waiting for work, finally got the Trump-Sac call

I've mailed the link to my DH at work....

Anyone else ordering? :o

If you fart with a thong on does it whistle?

Sorry - I need a cup of coffee, it's been a long day and I think my sense of humour just warped

Am loving the gas trap. Now i know what to buy DH for his 30th.

Thank you Talc!

Kurri - and the stalwart chap doesn't look remotely humiliated, does he?

I wonder how may takes it took to shoot the little video - I'm imagining multiple corpsing and sniggering. I'm also very impressed by the bag lady's fuchsia fringe. Bonkers.

I love the fact that they made the pad from "materials developed by the British chemical defence establishment to provide protection for its soldiers in chemical warfare"

OP - bet you didn't know your beloved had declared chemical warfare on you