To not pay for this thing I bought on eBay?

[BupcakesandCunting]

Serious thread

I bought a tent on thursday night on eBay (as in won the auction on thursday night) Just logged in to pay for it and the cheeky mare has sent me a realy arsey message, C+P'd here:

"when u gunna pay 4 da tent?????"

I want to tell her to stick it up her fudge tunnel. Basically I am dubious of the hygiene of the tent if she uses language like pay 4 da tent.

did she not arx nice enuff then?

No she did not.

It's not even the txt spk rly. It's more the lack of da mannas.

it's not really 'rude' though, just direct

innit

Yanbu, rude caaaa. Can you cancel it?

Not sure about the rules about bidding them cancelling your own bid, would you get bad feedback?

I thought basic manners was prompt payment.

You whaaaa? I've been an eBay seller for ten years and I've never taken umbrage at someone taking a day and a half to pay. Sometimes I've taken this long to pay before of the bid has ended at a weird time and I haven't been online since winning and I've always had "fast payment" feedback.

I cannot believe you are STILL buying shit off ebay! The first thread of yours I read was about some dodgy make up

Hmmm. Well, you didn't pay very quickly, so her sending you a message wasn't completely unreasonable. It was very rudely worded though. I would pay and then leave appropriate feedback re her communication.

Pay for it and leave her appropriate feedback

Tent?

Hagagaha.

That I'd pay to see and point and larf and giggles and leak and snort and snurkle.

No way no how.

You've realised you can't do your fring in a tent and am backing down ay yow cokka.

Actually, the tent has to be collected so I was assuming I was going to pay her cash in hand...

Well in that case, she should've said 'Wen u gunna pik da tent up???' Mixed messages really.

Oh hai SuePurplybits!
I reckon the tent has all names writ in it like 'Duane' it could be ART

Where have YOU been, you cunt?!

It's brand new. Basically we're in a pickle. Supposed to be going camping next weekend and MIL said we could have a loan of her tent. Did a pracrtice run of assembling it and it is like the Millenium Dome. It's frigging massive. We'd have needed six pitches for it.

Arf @ cunt ruffling

I wouldn't be goin to this bird's house I tells thee

I don't want to go. I reckon she looks like this.

Oh do go. Go and tell us all about it.
The tent'll smell of Poison and kebabs, you know this?

If its collection then you really should pay on collection. If you pay by paypal then collect you could potentially say that you never collected it and would be entitled to a full refund

Just message her back 'woz gunna pay wen I collect innit'.

PMSL well she is just out of prison, if it was a divan bed I'd panic

It's Mugabe's tent. To go with my Mugabe eyeliner.

That was it the eyeliner roffle

Sometimes when I'm feeling blue, all I have to do, is take a look at you...

Nah, when I'm feeling down I think of the Mugabe Eye Aids thread and I laugh myself silly. It was everything I like in a thread: puerile, no snipey cunts and someone popping in every now and then trying in earnest to assist.

[bugrin]