To not pay for this thing I bought on eBay?

[BupcakesandCunting]

Serious thread

I bought a tent on thursday night on eBay (as in won the auction on thursday night) Just logged in to pay for it and the cheeky mare has sent me a realy arsey message, C+P'd here:

"when u gunna pay 4 da tent?????"

I want to tell her to stick it up her fudge tunnel. Basically I am dubious of the hygiene of the tent if she uses language like pay 4 da tent.

There should be a daft classics section, wot makes no sense unless you was there. Love bus to crealy etc

It's not in Classics and I was wrong: there WAS a snipey cow on there. IIRC we defeated her with TEH LULZ so all good in the hood.

we win the internets

Urghh, have you got lots of antibacterial wipes to remove the 'stains' on the tent ceiling?

"arx" AARGH! This is my absolute language pet hate

Although I am probably a hypocrite as my favourite ever word of DS's has to be "breskfsut". It just amazes me how he can fit all of those extra Ss in there.

Lovin dis t'red.