To ask other mums on MN not to use the F word?

[raspberrypi]

I am a newbie. I find that F word is peppered in a lot of the threads. I used to swear a lot but I have stopped completely because I realize it's common, and makes a woman sound undignified. Is it too much, ladies, to ask you not to use F-ing thsi and F-ing that? Can't we adults discuss things without resorting to sailor language? Thank you.

I've got a picture that I really want to upload to this thread but I don't know how to fucking do it. The op will fucking love it.

"anti-fuck agendas" HA! Fucking funny :)

Swearing is unnecessary, and I don't do it much in RL or on here. But this thread makes me want to go

FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT FUCK

just because I can.

Phew. Thanks for helping me get that one off my chest.

::mutters:: Sorry for the children..AHA!

BINGO!!!!

I'm personally far more offended by referring to certain members of society as "common" and of the notion that as a woman "the fairer sex" I'm only to partake in delicate flower-like language and certainly not use words that only a tough and manly sailor would use.

Fuck that.

I must be common as I say "pardon" and have taught my DS to say so too which I gather is an unpardonable sin of the commonest degree.

I revel in my common-ness it confuses people - single mother on benefits who doesn;t know who the father of her child is... with a posh accent a degree and a professional qualification. I like watching peoples heads explode as they try to work it out.

Must ask black lesbian mother is she is into rigging.

The site is quite clearly "by parents for parents - this doesn't mean just mothers. And quite frankly, if someone isn't a parent either, what's the problem with that?

Al0uise Tue 13-Mar-12 09:34:39
I'm not going to get any fucking thing done today now that there is this thread to play with.

^THIS.

Fuck sake, can't fucking say any fucking thing these fucking days!!

All i want to fucking well do is fucking swear and you can on Fucking Mumsnet, so if YOU don't fucking like it well there is Fluffy Fuck All you can do about it really is there, piss off back to nethuns, theres a dear.

OP are you a man? Your post unfortunately reads like the sort of thing a man who lives with his mother man might post.

@ Kew

This is what will happen if we don't stop swearing

Fuck it. I thought OP meant the Ford word,

But I didn't swear so maybe am not common

My psychic skills are top notch these days. I said at the beginning this wouldn't end well.

Fuckity fuckity fuck

Vivi, fucking charmed, I fucking tell ya!

Anyone got any sailor language they can share? And in fact, what exactly IS 'sailor language'?

Kew you know pardon is far worse than fuck :)

Jilly said so, so it must be true :)

You best check with the OP - she can let us all know where we stand socially apparantly :)

I'd like to request that you fuck of back under your bridge.

How to guarantee lots of sweary replies, ask people not to swear, the internet does not revolve around you OP soweeee

I'm allowed to swear being the ill educated product of an Essex Comp.

It's comfuckingpulsory.

Innit.

Fantastic thread. Amused me this morning.

I am a MN swearing virgin - bit scared I will be swooped down on. (Irrational fear)

Today I want to pop my cherry so to speak.

So Fuck Off and Get a Life OP.

I have to own up...I was a bit shocked how much swearing is on mumsnet at first...but its actually quite funny and this thread has cheered up an otherwise dreary morning!

Am I allowed to fucking swear? I am a Mum but I am marrying a sailor. Surely that makes me part fucking sailor?

Our DD will be born fucking swearing!!