To ask other mums on MN not to use the F word?

[raspberrypi]

I am a newbie. I find that F word is peppered in a lot of the threads. I used to swear a lot but I have stopped completely because I realize it's common, and makes a woman sound undignified. Is it too much, ladies, to ask you not to use F-ing thsi and F-ing that? Can't we adults discuss things without resorting to sailor language? Thank you.

I've not read the thread. However Fuck right off, dearie. Can't be arsed with people who have stupid ideas about swearing. It's so common not to swear, I can't bear these pathetic, working class, social mores.

Tee2072 Ah but it was the OP who got the creative juices flowing, I'm sure.

I kno op its shocking that unedumacated ppl on this site think its ok to be all sweary

even more shocking that they reproduce, bet they are all on benefits aswell.

Try netmums hun, its great over there xxx

OP - how very rude!....

Nope, can't think of anything else to say other than

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

The urge was too strong, I realise I've failed as a woman, mother, human being! And my children are going to end up hideous members of society

Oh well, where's the fucking coffee?!

Have our children been pitied yet?

I learned the word 'wanksplash' on MN. It is my very favourite word ever.

DoUntoOtters

Yep!

No, but they've been worried about, DoUntoOtters. We have't reached pity yet.

tee2072 - I recognised it too but couldn't say for fear of destroying my common credentials

I don't swear much irl (I'm a laydee) but will be adopting Fuck off to the far side of Fuck then Fuck off some more. Lovely.

Oh, I'm a teacher as well as a mother

I'm sure we will get to pity soon

Oh but op has gone now

Obviously back to nethuns........

Well, I've been here for eleventy billion years, and I think the chicken keepers should stop taking about chickens, because a chicken once looked at me funny.

Fucking chicken.

for fucks sake, I miss all the fucking laughs what with having to read my fucking children a fucking story.

Fucking Harry Potter?

You are having a fucking laugh.

My favourite is WTAF. DH was impressed.

Well I think you should all be very ashamed of yourselves.

You've let the OP down.
You've let yourselves down.
You've let MN down.

You big bunch of cunts.

Shit I can't fucking swear?

Bollocks.

Op are you in fact a character from jilly's book "class"? Jen Teale?

I am not educated but I do have an interview at the University of Manchester (google Russell Group OP) on Thursday. They would like to see if I am a suitable fucking person. Worries that she is very common.

I love that too (wtaf)
I use it all the time.

Fucking hell, this thread moved quick!

I don't swear myself, so couldn't give a flying fuck...

Ooh ooh, I have introduced the phrase What the Actual Jeff (Shirley's tm I believe) as being an actual sweary free way of saying Gosh that seems unlikely.

They are 8 and 6. I am very proud.

Zombie thinks the OP should at least stick around until Friday night.

Zombie is sure that after a visit to the Drunk thread and a waft through the Spliff thread the OP will be in a position to appreciate the subtleties of Bumsex.

Is that you, AnyFucker?

Worrying about swearing is awfully lower middle class...

Is no one going to warn her about Fridays?!

Seems someone already did.

Ha ha ha just imagining OP shouting "but won't someone please think of the children??"

I love MN as it doesn't try to opress my freedom of expression.

coffeeisking don't tell her about Friday you'll ruin the surprise!