To start a thread here just so I can say I've done it?

[Secrecy]

[throws herself into the lion's den] Go on - do your worst!!!

YABU

Is that it?!! A biscuit?! And I was led to believe you were a nest of vipers!!!!

Leave the Bastard? Happy now?

You need to have done something totally unreasonable, allow us to tell you that you have been unreasonable in colourful language

Think p&c spaces
Benefit bashing
Mil threads etc

Then once you have been told YABU you need to insist
Your not and tell us to F off

Then the vipers appear

Sorry, that one's for Relationships....

(you cunt)

Bravo for not actually having anything you think may be unreasonable going on and just getting your first post over with.

I don't see the point of your post.
Is that all you have to worry about?
You are being ridiculous.
You are talking rubbish.

God you lot are so picky!

What about posting something in AIBU that should be in chat? Doesn't it even make you hiss?

Not enough class wars or benefit bashing.

Or ungratefulness or self entitledness.

Poor show OP YABU.

Woah - OK x-posted. Lesson learned (!)

You do realise that SS will take a dim view of this, don't you?

Are you parked in a P&C space?
Are you a vegetarian?
Do you make people take their shoes off in your house?
Are you claiming benefits or know someone who does?
Do you use the disabled loos with your pram?
Do you struggle on a salary of 40k +?

All of the above?

My place is so intimidating that people ALWAYS take their shoes off at the door. Even the cleaner. Who should work twice as hard becuase working here is just SO damn good for her CV.

I've reported to mumsnet on account of OP being a twat.

Mrs - You are SO hard to please!

Of course I am. I'm a farking politician aren't I?

Sweetheart, it's meant to be the electorate (sp?!) that's hard to please...

LOL I just realised that makes no sense at all.

I'm on another thread pretending to be a politician.

Although to be fair, things don't make sense in AIBU quite often so I stand by my post.

Ah... I was wondering how calling us twats was meant to make us vote for you.

Though there's the whole annonymous thing that might help you.

As you were...

Well, for one, I'd prefer it if Dave Cameron et al came out and said what they were really thinking.

Instead of a photo op with a bunch of 'youths' he could turn around and say 'Oi you twats, get saturday jobs and pay your mum something towards your keep.'

YABU. Hth.

You obviously do controversy so much better than I do

Bah, you're a pussy OP.

You're paddling on the edge of the water. You need to jump straight in to feel the full benefit!

Benefit Bashing
I hate my MIL
Dogs should be made into cat food
More Benefit Bashing
My SIL is a chav
the list is endless

Come on, be brave, you know you want to