To start a thread here just so I can say I've done it?

[Secrecy]

[throws herself into the lion's den] Go on - do your worst!!!

This must be a wind-up? Holy sense of ENTITLEMENT OP. WTAF?

Well, Pop, Mumsnet was created just for me.....

I've reported your post to MNHQ. You're obviously a below-bridge dweller because you have no posting history whatsoever. Can't believe this thread is still here .

Shoes off at the door OP? Ew .. all those bare feet on your clean floors.

YABU for not providing foot baths

And I will kill it off as is my want