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to be keeping this secret from DH

49 replies

flywiththecrows · 04/02/2012 19:50

last night I slept with Cain Dingle and it was the best time of my life.

I absolutely cannot tell DH about this but everytime I think of last night it makes me smile.

Have you ever dream-fucked anyone but spent the next day swooning everytime you think about it.

It helps slightly that DH has been acting like a twat all day so I'm just having a mini affair in my mind with Mr Rugged himself

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LeoTheLateBloomer · 04/02/2012 19:51

Yes (especially during pregnancy) with some really unexpected people Blush

ragingmull · 04/02/2012 19:51

Oh yes. I made the mistake of telling my husband and he sulked for the rest of the day. Keep it for yourself ;).

squeakytoy · 04/02/2012 19:52

All I can say is...

I had him first... Grin

smackapacca · 04/02/2012 19:52

Yep - I was a bit gay in my pregnancy too.

AprilSkies · 04/02/2012 19:56

Yep. Thank god, it eventually wears off...

Beamur · 04/02/2012 19:58

I have had high jinks with Ollie Murs recently...DP announced he'd been boffing Kylie a couple of morning ago.

EttiKetti · 04/02/2012 19:58

Yes, but dh benefited small we say Wink

EttiKetti · 04/02/2012 19:59

*shall !!

ragingmull · 04/02/2012 19:59

at Ollie Murs.

flywiththecrows · 04/02/2012 20:00

I'm looking forward to shagging seeing who pops into my dream tonight Grin

All of you saying about this being most prominent in pregnancy, please do not scare me, I've been having mini moments of 'could I be pregnant' recently but I'm on Implanon - what a can of worms!

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raffle · 04/02/2012 20:00

Had David Tennant in the shower once, happy days.

Fo0ffyShmo0ffer · 04/02/2012 20:01

Yes and no.

I had a dream I was with a gorgeous man. He was attentive and sexy and amazing in bed. He had longish hair and it was fucking great dream.
Was thinking about it all day the day after. Who the hell was he? Must be famous because I recognised him. Who the hell?
Mid afternoon in a jolt it came to me.
It was DH.
With hair.
That's why I didn't recognise him. I haven't seen him with hair since 1998.

ragingmull · 04/02/2012 20:04

fo0ffy Aaaah that's sweet.

flywiththecrows · 04/02/2012 20:05

Foofy, did you tell DH?

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EggInABap · 04/02/2012 20:07

Oh my god...... Beetlejuice. No idea how that came about. T'was pleasant though

flywiththecrows · 04/02/2012 20:09

you slept with Beetlejuice?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Grin

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Casualty · 04/02/2012 20:15

I've done this, it was me and a famous comedian.....who also happens to be my dad's cousin's son. It felt doubly weird Confused

CupOfBrownJoy · 04/02/2012 20:18

I had an odd dream where a work colleague of mine had a giant erection and was mad for me - kept rubbing himself up against me...

I've had trouble keeping the mental image at bay every time I have had to speak to him since Blush

I once had a whole series of dreams about Bruce Willis - I've had a bit of a "thing" for him ever since...

Fo0ffyShmo0ffer · 04/02/2012 20:19

Yes I did. He was Grin and Hmm at the same time.

I had to big up his performance to Oscar winning proportions to make up for the fact that I thought I was having dream sex with someone else!

BillyBollyBandy · 04/02/2012 20:20

Gary Barlow

Before the hunk make over...

Kennyp · 04/02/2012 20:21

I dreamt me & sporty spice did some horizontal stuff. I think she mostly kept her tracksuit on tho.

The dream has not yet come true, tracksuit or no tracksuit.

lazarusb · 04/02/2012 20:33

I once had a very explicit dream about giving Stephen Fry a bj. I found it difficult to admit that to myself, never mind dh! I still feel ashamed Blush

lovelychops · 04/02/2012 20:39

I had a truly wonderful dream about Benedict Cumberbatch last night .... I'd always liked him a bit, but this morning he was top of my list Smile

Alas, when pregnant I had a not so good dream about Ken Barlow from Corrie Blush

TheMonster · 04/02/2012 20:41

Noel Fielding regularly comes (no pun intended) into my dreams.

IUseTooMuchKitchenRoll · 04/02/2012 20:42

I love dream sex! It's always good, no matter who it's with, but that can be quite worrying at times.