to be keeping this secret from DH

[flywiththecrows]

last night I slept with Cain Dingle and it was the best time of my life.

I absolutely cannot tell DH about this but everytime I think of last night it makes me smile.

Have you ever dream-fucked anyone but spent the next day swooning everytime you think about it.

It helps slightly that DH has been acting like a twat all day so I'm just having a mini affair in my mind with Mr Rugged himself

Who is Cain Dingle?

what a stupid name!

I've had Barack Obama. Twice. My subconscious must be very politically inclined. I did tell DH, it gave him a good laugh.

Once dreamt that dh shagged Natalie Imbruglia.... he was pretty gutted he hadn't had that dream. She's been a bit of a standing joke with us ever since.

I've just Googled Cain Dingle and I must say that I vastly prefer Barack Obama...

I had a sex with a few men at the same time once, they were all rather large downstairs. In my defence, I was asleep and pregnant at the time.

Oh god I just realised how that sounded. I meant I was asleep and dreaming! It didn't actually happen.

Rio Ferdinand

Spaghetti . I had quite a good time with Anthony Kiedis in a swimming pool recently. Wouldn't mind repeating that one...

Yeah yeah Spaghetti whatever

I have had a dream, yes, but not at all pleasant. I made the mistake of telling DH and the piss-taking was unbelievable.

Can you guess what it was?

When I was pregnant with DD I dreamt (or should that be had a nightmare?) that I had sex with one of my bosses... Not the ruggedly good looking one though, oh no! It was the fat, balding, greasy, chain smoking, half of his teeth missing and rather strong smelling one who actually had a crush on me and made no secret of it (boak)... Made me shudder and not in a good way! I told my DH in the morning and he literally pissed himself laughing was very sympathetic.

Oh gawd, last week it was about one of the contractors who refitted our kitchen a couple of years ago, who I got quite chatty with. Thing is, his son goes to the same school as DD2 so I see him in the playground Ooh I never would have thought he'd be capable of such things!

My DH's boss It was pretty vivid. He's a dad at school too and every time I see him I go scarlet.

Oh god Bunnyjo I once dreamed I slept with my boss... My 18+ stone, bald, sweating, viciously sarcastic boss with whom I got on very well!

I once had dream-sex with Ruby Walsh (male - short for Rupert - Grand National-winning jockey) in the passenger seat of his car.

When I was pregnant I dreamt I had the most amazing shag with a member of JLS in a lift

Pointy, now that is a dream I would have enjoyed

Unfortunately, all I have to remember is the night I had dream-sex with Ant and Dec. Together

I had Jeremy Clarkson once...

that's not a dream Anonymumous its a frickin nightmare...

ragingmull - the weird thing is I kind of agree with you. I woke up and thought - what?? However, my 'dream' shag is nearly always someone that I don't consciously fancy - I had a particularly good one with the guy with the sticky out ears from Being Human...

Ken Barlow admission made me vom a little in my mouth.

I had a few when pg but dont know who with :( Do you actually come in a dream because it feels like it??

I've had various dreams about various celebrity chefs - which is a bit weird as DH is a chef.

Still no luck with having a rude dream about Richard Armitage though - anyone got any tips that don't involve being pregnant?!

In the past I have dreamt I shagged Prince, Jedward and both brother in laws!! All great. Needless to say, I didn't tell DH. I can only assume my subconscious is a dark place .