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to think I need benefits?

76 replies

Sevenfold · 27/01/2012 22:12

like this
<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=m+shadows+shirtless&hl=en&biw=1587&bih=714&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GqS92ALNDsqqeM:&imgrefurl=fuckyeahmattsanders.tumblr.com/post/886970284&docid=uBJl1p6ZuJH6zM&imgurl=26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bcq8ITvn1qc97s3o1_500.jpg&w=500&h=375&ei=vSAjT_vKK8v38QPol62uBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1081&vpy=305&dur=2207&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=171&ty=136&sig=110964572084303933411&page=3&tbnh=160&tbnw=249&start=55&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:20,s:55" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">to cheer up my day
now you might not like mine, but bet you have yours

Bet the thread title got you:o

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Sluttybuttons · 27/01/2012 22:13

I need a friend that offers benefits :o

molepom · 27/01/2012 22:14

Urgh, he's all yours.

MadJaffaCake · 27/01/2012 22:15
Sevenfold · 27/01/2012 22:16

you could share yours you know, if you don't I might pick one for you

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fannybanjo · 27/01/2012 22:17

Why would you get shouty if someone needs benefits...? ConfusedHmm

MadJaffaCake · 27/01/2012 22:18

No no I just mean benefit threads as in 'oh no not another one'

Feel a bit of a twit now Blush

molepom · 27/01/2012 22:22

No! Seven please, no.

I can't even talk to a man at the moment without wanting to hit them. Keep them for yourself, please.

fannybanjo · 27/01/2012 22:26

Jaffa sorry - i've not been back on MN for weeks because I'm so fed up with armchair bigoted politicians spitting out venom on here - its ruined Mumsnet for me and no doubt others. First post I see when I mooch back on is this!

ValarMorghulis · 27/01/2012 22:28

who is he?

he's a bit young and "inked" for me.

This man however is my idea of perfection.

Though if he is busy I suppose i will make do with Him

molepom · 27/01/2012 22:28

Fanny, dont be sorry, mumsnet has been ruined for me too x

ShirleyO · 27/01/2012 22:29

My DS has a t-shirt with avenged Sevenfold on it and he has started drawing on himself.

Sevenfold · 27/01/2012 22:31

ValarMorghulis omg I came over all unnecessary
phew he is hot

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fannybanjo · 27/01/2012 22:31

It was so good on here before the Tories fucked it up...

Sevenfold · 27/01/2012 22:31

Shirley he has taste.
ds is more HIM and cradle of filth

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ShirleyO · 27/01/2012 22:33

Val! O.M.G.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=idris+elba&start=0&num=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1853&bih=964&tbm=isch&tbnid=oMWpWAKyifSD2M:&imgrefurl=www.flicksandbits.com/2011/02/25/idris-elba-sean-harris-kate-dickie-join-ridley-scotts-alien-movie-prometheus/8075/&docid=EZWf3WSIbmyFrM&imgurl=www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/idris-elba-alex-cross.jpg&w=600&h=400&ei=eiUjT4GYAYW28QP9sJDLBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=822&vpy=670&dur=1269&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=162&ty=134&sig=100827675750366373314&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=184&ndsp=56&ved=1t:429,r:26,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I love idris

and also

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=douglas+booth+as+pip&start=0&num=10&um=1&hl=en&biw=1853&bih=964&tbm=isch&tbnid=YEcT9ATXyQK_ZM:&imgrefurl=www.hji.co.uk/blogs/mens-hairstyles/2012/01/douglas-booth-creates-great-expectations.html&docid=tv-_J5LMFguMHM&imgurl=www.hji.co.uk/blogs/mens-hairstyles/2012/01/09/photos/Douglas%252520Booth%252520%252520rexfeatures_1521035ac.jpg&w=297&h=448&ei=1SUjT7CBC8j88QO4rYSpBw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=576&sig=114156417050507760748&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=107&ndsp=49&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0&tx=45&ty=45" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">far too young for me but Jesus He is BEAUTIFUL

But in reality it's <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=adam+richman&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1853&bih=964&tbm=isch&tbnid=jA-a41U9hoDEUM:&imgrefurl=youbentmywookie.com/columns/once-a-cheater-always-a-cheater-why-man-vs-food-is-not-my-friend-11976&docid=sXzY39X8eEXFGM&imgurl=youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0311_entertainment/adam-richman-hot-dog.jpg&w=641&h=438&ei=ISYjT6GsGoac8gPl0426Bw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=978&vpy=466&dur=2087&hovh=185&hovw=272&tx=155&ty=103&sig=114156417050507760748&page=1&tbnh=124&tbnw=181&start=0&ndsp=47&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I love him so fucking much

Mists · 27/01/2012 22:35

I would like to claim benefits in Denmark

VM you'll know me from this link for you here

ShirleyO · 27/01/2012 22:35

DS is in a band and loves all that - cradle of filth, erm bejewelled Brides? That's not right, what's it called?

I am literally listening to Alexander O'Neil. Grin

Sevenfold · 27/01/2012 22:36

black veiled brides :o
omg they look like girls

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marriedinwhite · 27/01/2012 22:36

I'll stick with my own blonder and podgier benefits thanks. Grin. I wouldn't know what to do with your idea of benefits - would have the vapours and need smelling salts.

Sevenfold · 27/01/2012 22:39

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=black+veil+brides&hl=en&biw=1587&bih=714&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=fZIxsEbYb5JkaM:&imgrefurl=www.nme.com/news/black-veil-brides/60091&docid=ivofzyl12kNnAM&imgurl=static.nme.com/images/gallery/BlackVeilBridesPR130411LS.jpg&w=552&h=368&ei=eCcjT5ylNoiF8gPPivHDBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=911&vpy=204&dur=267&hovh=151&hovw=204&tx=122&ty=100&sig=110964572084303933411&page=1&tbnh=145&tbnw=190&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">is this them, yep I got the name wrong too

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ValarMorghulis · 27/01/2012 22:41

is the third one the guy from Man Vs food?

if so he is my secret crush! I have never admitted that to anyone else.

ShirleyO · 27/01/2012 22:41

HA! YES!

That's them. Holy shit!

He has a poster of them on his wall.

(and the name of his band written in blue electrical tape)

ValarMorghulis · 27/01/2012 22:42

Oh my word that link is AWESOME mists.

ShirleyO · 27/01/2012 22:42

Oh Val - I have long loved you and YES that is Adam Richman.

I love him. I love him. I actually, flat out LOVE him.

Sevenfold · 27/01/2012 22:43

Shriley dd did too, I took it down, they unnerved me, replaced it with Blink 182, much better for her I think

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