Haha Seven! Oooh you cow! I had Wham on my wall at DS1's age (and I wrote WHAM! in plastacine on my wall - I don't know why.)
Val - MvF is. AMAZING. He's so bloody LOVELY to everyone and have you noticed that EVERYONE he encounters is just to him. Very charming and lovely and funny and GOD! I never even really thought about sex. I've always just imagined going for a date and him eating the whole menu while I got to eat whatever I wanted and him calling me darling and doing that adorable eyeroll thing and telling me that "in this date, in this battle between Man vs Food - Shirley won. I love you Shirley, shall we get married?"
SEE? I AM ROMANTIC AND NOT JUST SEX MAD.