do i go out for chocolate?

[StealthPolarBear]

I am in a travelodge on a diet. I carefully measured my food for the day and have been really good. Now I'm bored, hungry and craving chocolate. Shall I go on a chocolate hunt?

Yes

No. You are on a diet.

Of course, don't even think about.

The exercise you will get going for the chocolate negates any calories consumed

Travelodge..
get some chocolate right this very minute, now.

What about breakfast? Will you have to go to the Little Chef?

Can you come and fetch some from here, please?

I have baskets of the stuff.

No lie.

Don't do it OP!

Judging by my last stay in a travelogue where the shower didn't even work properly, you need chocolate.

Where is the nearest chocolate? It's really cold and windy outside anyway.

Why on earth would auto correct change travelodge to travelogue?? Sorry.

I was in a (nasty) travelodge on saturday night. For that very reason I think you need chocolate to get you through til morning. Obviously you won't be able to fetch Chao's pile so I will be PMing her my address instead.

Yes. Really, though, do you need to ask. Follow your gut instinct.....

DON'T DO IT OP!!!!! I've just eaten a whole box, yes a whole box (a little one not a big one - I'm not that greedy) of maltesers - the guilt is overwhelming. It's not worth it. Do 100 sit ups instead to keep you occupied until bed time.

Chaos, send it to me, I will pay the postage.

No. No. No. You have been good all day. If after 7 days you have still been good you can have chocolate, a square of Dairy Milk. You know it makes sense.

Yes, travelodges are very bad for the soul and you need at least chocolate to get you through in tact.

She's in a travelodge betty! Don't make her compound the misery by asking her to exercise as well as forgo chocolate Have some compassion!

go for it , if you are near a co op they were selling selection boxes for 75p today

My gut has a lot of instinct and it alwys sems to involve chocolate, cheese or pasta. That's the problem!
Slave thanks for reminding me to check the shower instead of having to wander round in a towel at 6am like last time.
This travelodge seems nice. Last fee times I've stayed in one nearby that felt like being in a horror film.
Think I won't go, but only because I cba not because I have willpower

Is there not a vending machine in reception then?

The last travelogue I stayed in had an ice cream vending machine. Yum.

Oi Pascha. At the Premier Inn those vending machines have condoms in. Ds2 (9) told me so.

[Blocks usualsuspect]
Think ill have another black cofffee oh that will be a treat. I might as well exercise, it usually makes me miserable but I am chocolate less so may as well be.
Waaail

Get yourself a wee Fredo. That should do you.

Was it one of those Ben and Jerry's with the suction device Obviously?