To ask my DP to go down on me?

[Dyalick]

Myself and DP have a very active sex life, he enjoys receiving oral but refuses point blank to go down on me. the thought alone makes me shiver with excitement but he just won't do it. I was daily and like to think that I'm clean and do not smell I just don't know what to do.

Leave the bastard.

Refuse to go down on him.

Go and finish your homework

Dangle a mini football over it.....

I just don't get it, he likes to have a feel down there, and if I refuse to give head he gets very upset.

Buy him some popping candy....

It's Wednesday. We don't do this sort of thing on a Wednesday. Go and do your geography homework, give your shoes a bit of a rub over with some spit and polish and come back on Friday.

Give it a curly murkin and call it Clarkson....

Just tell him - What you give is what you get....

I might just sit on his face one night while he sleeps and make him do it..

Pop a can of beer and some crisps up there

I wonder what popping candy would feel like....

Popping Candy now that's a thought.

I refuse point blank to go down on him. Fat willy and jelly, [bucket].

He doesn't do me much these days, but that's because I can't imagine it being nice for him to snaffle my wee hole unless we've made sure it's 'naice'.

Good lord.

Am I the only person on mumsnet who doesn't have sex ishoos.

I have sex ishoos.

I ain't getting any.

This is made up??????????????????

I was just about to start discussing bumsex.

Op has gone away - presumably told it's past their bed time