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To ask my DP to go down on me?

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Dyalick · 28/12/2011 22:24

Myself and DP have a very active sex life, he enjoys receiving oral but refuses point blank to go down on me. the thought alone makes me shiver with excitement but he just won't do it. I was daily and like to think that I'm clean and do not smell I just don't know what to do.

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ChippingInLovesChristmasLights · 28/12/2011 23:01

From the other posts you have been making this eveing I'll just assume you are stirring up a bit more controversy.

BeertricksPotter · 28/12/2011 23:03

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RhondaGotStuckInTheChimneyRoo · 28/12/2011 23:04

Ah, maybe we could teach OP something - you know, like, the best way to not be an utter gobshite?

Or - as I'm reliably told by teenage boys many moons ago how if you sit on your hand and make it go numb, then play with yourself, it feels just like somebody else is doing it.

It's going to be a while before he gets any real action (if ever) so I do hope this nugget of info is of help.

Grin
BeertricksPotter · 28/12/2011 23:10

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giraffesCanGoFirstFootingOnNYE · 28/12/2011 23:11

Only if I can ask him to do the same to me.

RhondaGotStuckInTheChimneyRoo · 28/12/2011 23:12
Blush

Beer I know more but it isn't Friday night and I'd probably make OP's brain burst with embarrassment.

toptramp · 28/12/2011 23:14

| thought my lover hated oral until he came round the other nite. Now he wants bum sex too. I'm hooked! Some men just need a firm hand and an ultimatum. Life's too short to stay with someone who won't pleasure you.

bigmouthstrikesagain · 28/12/2011 23:15
is all I have to say on the subject..Xmas Wink
BibiBlocksberg · 28/12/2011 23:17

I need a new Tena Lady pad now I've read this thread.

Sign him up to Plusnet, brilliant Grin

BeertricksPotter · 28/12/2011 23:17

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Flanelle · 29/12/2011 12:22

Beertricks, what is/are flowery's?

BeertricksPotter · 29/12/2011 12:36

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JjandtheBean · 29/12/2011 14:41

Blimey I shouldn't post drunk.

I think a few to many of us did last night!

So op, dya get any?

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