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I am being unreasonable to start this thread.

60 replies

AgentZigzag · 24/12/2011 20:49

Aren't I?

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TalcAndTurnips · 24/12/2011 20:51

And bored?

Telly's shite.

DingDongFruitShootsMakeYouHigh · 24/12/2011 20:51

What makes you think that?

Trills · 24/12/2011 20:51

Yes, YABU to start this in AIBU

Probably

Or something

ClutchingAtMyPearls · 24/12/2011 20:52

YANBU because at least it's not another MIL or 'close relative poisoning my baby' thread.

OP I salute you!

theincredibequeenofwands · 24/12/2011 20:57

Merry Christmas?

Xmas Grin
AgentZigzag · 24/12/2011 20:59

I know trills Sad

I've just wasted a thread that could be put to better use.

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CarolCervix · 24/12/2011 21:01

not at all.

Wine and [cava] and Chocolate

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/12/2011 21:01

Baby Jesus cries if you waste a thread.
Shit telly. And I can't do Christmas stuff until DD sleeps.

CarolCervix · 24/12/2011 21:03

BabyJesus likes lots of theads where people are nice and lovely to everyone.

Trills · 24/12/2011 21:03

Baby Jesus cries at a lot of things - Mary must be reaching for the Medised.

TuftyFinch · 24/12/2011 21:04

You know there are people who have no threads at all? I hope you feel ashamed of yourself wasting one like this. Tut. Shame of you. That poor baby Jesus.

AgentZigzag · 24/12/2011 21:05

The baby Jesus never cried Sue.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/12/2011 21:06

That's true actually AZ-Z. It's in a carol so must be true.

AgentZigzag · 24/12/2011 21:08

I would happily donate the thread to someone who didn't have one if it could be guaranteed they didn't use it for the unlawful claiming of benefits, or to discuss whether a 'recommend' button is better than a 'like' one.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/12/2011 21:09

Tonight, thank god it's their threads, instead of yours.

AgentZigzag · 24/12/2011 21:11

Prolly lowing cattle you heard sue?

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gemma4d · 24/12/2011 21:13

DingDong... Tut Tut! I am sitting next to a psychologist who isn't impressed!

TalcAndTurnips · 24/12/2011 21:14

There is a limited amount of AIBU thread space left before MN starts to expand and then fade, as its core burns off all its hydrogen and helium.

Eventually it will shrink down to a super-dense nugget of matter, not much larger than a dog turd (labrador/dobermann)

By starting an unnecessary thread, you are actively hastening this process - so; Think Before You Post

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/12/2011 21:19

A white dog turd?

TalcAndTurnips · 24/12/2011 21:23

No, very black - black as Eric Olthwaite's mum's black pudding

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/12/2011 21:24

Yes, that is black. Blacker than the heart of an evil labrador, in the dark. During an eclipse. In a tunnel.

TuftyFinch · 24/12/2011 21:27

I don't like tunnels. Where does all the mud go? You can't make mud disappear.

TalcAndTurnips · 24/12/2011 21:30

Tufty - It went into the men's trouser turn-ups and was then dispersed all over the parade ground.

(I have seen the Great Escape, you know)

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 24/12/2011 21:31

I'm not sure you can make anything disappear as such

Tunnels are dangerous. Tears Before Bedtime, Have Someone's Eye Out dangerous.

Trills · 24/12/2011 21:32

I have seen the Great Escape too.

And the Sound of Music.

And other films with Nazis in.