I am being unreasonable to start this thread.

[AgentZigzag]

Aren't I?

I don't need wine to make this little sense.
Tutty, count yourself lucky. I get superbly lit or Sue's Purply Bits.

No tunnels in the Green Mile though. Big thumbs down in that regard.

Nice mouse tho

Sue are you sure those errors are not due to smart phones?

No-one's ever messed up my name, in any of its incarnations. I am feeling hard done by.

But the mouse carked it. Or was that the bird? Sue I know. I will let it lie. It isn't important on the eve of the baby Jesus's big day.

The Dartford tunnel used to freak me out when I was young. Those great big fans on the ceiling. Like aircraft engines.

There are no tunnels in Green Mile because America doesn't have tunnels. They don't have roundabouts either.

I don't know why I said aircraft. I think it's because I can't spell airoplane

Sue, in my head you are Sue Perkins

In my head Shirl is her off eastenders

There certainly are tunnels and roundabouts in the US!

Such nonsense!

And

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

AIBU is a complete sentence.