to be overcome with inertia?

[CarolCervix]

i have stuff to do.

can't be arsed.

my list is getting longer.

still can't be arsed.

would you like my list as well? its got as much chance of getting done by you as me.

Join the club. I'm so inert they're thinking of classifying me on the periodic table of elements as a curious new blob of nothingness.

it's nearly nap time and i stll haven't been shopping. and we're out of peanut butter.

Urgh I wrote my Master List this morning. Its scaring me. The idea was to race through my work this morning so I could start on the Master List this afternoon. I'm behind.

I'd burn The Master List but its on my phone

I need tomatoes. I cannot be bothered to write down that we need tomatoes. So when we go out later I will forget and swear that we have no tomatoes when I need them tomorrow morning. I can, however, be bothered to faff about on here doing bugger all and think about reminding myself to buy tomatoes.

We're out of peanut butter too. Only DH eats it though so I'm not even motivated by greed which is a Very Bad Thing. I need to order my turkey. We may end up eating cheese on toast for Christmas dinner. Thing is, I just Don't Care.

Me too. I go through tiny bursts of being energetic but only for long enough to get stuff out, make a mess, but not finish the job or tidy up. I've made the teachers' presents for Friday but today have done nothing but MN.

and now I need a wee but all I am doing is jiggling a bit and typing crap.

soooooo glad I am not alone in this matter

so in answer to your question no you ANBU but we probably should get arses into gear and at least move away from the laptop well at least I should as the house looks like a tornado has been through,have very little shopping in and should eally provide at the very least a few items of clean clothes

nope no wait that's it I just can't be arsed :o

i went to the shop but have lorst my list. which not only has things like peanut butter and cat itter on it but also what pressies i need to get. so whoever finds it will know what i'm getting them.

so in the shop i did get peanutbutter, i remembered the crackers, i bought wine. but forgot the salad and cat litter.

arse.

i am having a very weird and painful period and i ache all over my body. and now i'm thinking maybe D2 was ill and off colour not skiving yesterday and maybe now i've got it.

You went to the shop?? That's not allowed!! I would organise for you to be barred from the Inert Club if I could be both

it exhausted me. i actually don't feel particularly well. might have a nap. no. i will have a nap. having cup of coffee first. dh made it for me bless im.

I had toast. And a wee. It was a struggle to get that far to be honest. I only have 5 minutes now to make a packed lunch for my son before he wakes.

Same here Carol :( Just sitting here on MN. My posts are annoying me and getting crappier but anything than clean weeks of built up mess in this dosshole, house :( ffs.

I need a hard and swift kick not sitting here eating mincce pies and

maybe we could accept that today is a day for slobbing in a blobby heap and doing sod all.

if we allow ourselves a day off to do nothing at all, then tomorrow (which is another day) the list gets done.

although i have to work tomorrow, but could do stuff in the morning. if all my pelvic organs haven't fallen out of the nearest hole by then.

Me too. Self employed and have lurked off out of scheduled job today, thought I'd use the time to take the dog for a walk instead, and I haven't even done that. Am crap. Keep seeing hail outside then it's sunny again.
Off to raid pantry.....

Aaaahhhhh...Can i come in?

Im at work and still cant be arsed. I would sack me if I were my boss

I definitely cant be arsed with the rubbish dump what is my home; my children and animals should probably be taken away from me

Think I should be a Project Manager; I know what needs doing and the best way to do it- just cant be arsed to do it myself

I had one of those days Carol in June of this year, have hardly moved or done any housework since. It's a slippery slope .. :(

You've all been warned.

OK packed lunch made. Bag packed. Boy still asleep.

I hereby declare today to be A Day Off.

no guilt allowed.

Tomorrow we will do stuff.

Nap time. will also check to make sure my uterus and bowel is still inside as it feels like it fell out when i sneezed a minute ago. hope not or the sofa covers will need washing.

Tomorrow never comes in this filthy hole house.

Oh you are bad, Carol. I shall blame the cheese on toast on you.

NOOO THE BASTARD CAT HAS JUST CRAPPED ON THE FLOOR! ITS LIQUID! VILE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING GINGER!

now I have to do something else!

hahahahah