In thinking close fitting trousers should be banned on public transport.

[SirBoobAlot]

Am stuck on the bus, in a traffic jam. The man standing in front of me this entire time has the tightest trousers, and biggest cock bulge I have ever seen in my life. I feel very sick. And yet cannot tear my eyes away...
I know I am not being unreasonable.

oh lord... Thats why he wears tight trousers...

Apparently the vibrations on a bus can give a man a hard on too.

You might wanna watch your eye there

I take it he's not an attractive man then?!

I was on a bus this morning and nearly vomited at the smell.

Can we also ban see throughleggings - I don't want to see your thong ta

Even worse is tight seethrough leggings with really cellulitey thighs.

Is he <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=terry+wogan+cock&hl=en&sa=X&nord=1&biw=1056&bih=568&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6lcxd7gl6s6IyM:&imgrefurl=steveshark.wordpress.com/2009/12/18/wogan-the-end-of-an-era/&docid=NkQX3po1XATmqM&imgurl=steveshark.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/wogandm1510_468x352.jpg&w=468&h=352&ei=kyjNTs6fH8imhAe1ibmzDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=248&vpy=141&dur=1303&hovh=195&hovw=259&tx=107&ty=114&sig=106921107799815110904&page=1&tbnh=119&tbnw=145&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Terry Wogan?

biggest cock bulge I have ever seen in my life. I feel very sick. And yet cannot tear my eyes away...

Feeling sick from a cock bulge?

There may be trouble ahead..... :o

netto was that following on from mine or are we having spookily similar thoughts?

Similar thoughts!

add to that a camels toe with leggings and it's enough to tip me over the edge.

My word! Yank That really is something!

Wouldn't has been an issue had he been 30 years younger and smiley
I would say worse that Terry W, as the trousers were cream. But did think of that picture - and TerryWogansCock - pretty swiftly upon viewing.

That Terry Wogan pic made me feel quite poorly.

Ot's better than the moose knuckle

And why on earth do people insist they look good in just leggings and a croptop? When you're a size 28, the last thing I want to see is your midriff, closely followed by the racy red thong that made you feel so sexy you just had to share it with the world

It's*

stealth I love those girls though. So "I just don't give a shit" confident. They look horrid though...

But they can't POSSIBLY think they look good! I mean, I'm not exactly a skinny minnie but I know how to dress so that I look pretty OK most of the time.

I know almost instantly when something doesn't look good on me, and so I either get rid of it or if I'm in a shop I find something else. How they can walk down the street genuinely oblivious to the looks of disgust is beyond me.

stealth I completely agree with you. But they must check themselves in the mirror before they leave the house and think " yeah, that'll do". Maybe they have special mirrors. I'd like one of those.

My most hated thing is the pale beige leggings, that on white people look like they are not wearing anything at all on their bottom half. I swear, I nearly crashed my bike!
Why? For the love of God, why???

@ racy red thong that made you feel so sexy you just had to share it with the world

There is a picture in a link with Terry Wogan's cock? Terry Wogan shouldn't have a cock, certainly not an erect one.

I am scared

I need more than a huge cock bulge after having 3 kids and neglecting the old pelvic floor exercises

All together now

Where can I find the Terry Wogan pic? For research purposes, obviously.

Wogan pic is here (scroll down a bit):

manolomen.com/category/trousers/page/4/

!!!Lucky Mrs Wogan I say!