In thinking close fitting trousers should be banned on public transport.

[SirBoobAlot]

Am stuck on the bus, in a traffic jam. The man standing in front of me this entire time has the tightest trousers, and biggest cock bulge I have ever seen in my life. I feel very sick. And yet cannot tear my eyes away...
I know I am not being unreasonable.

YANBU. Those and the poxy legging obsession at the moment. I don't fancy seeing your arse crack, fadge and cellulite in full detail whether you're a size 8 or 28 thank you very much. And those leggings that look like jeans...

I'm also shuddering at TWC pictures now...

Jeggings.

I saw someone wearing what I thought was a lovely pair of brown leggings today. Until she bent over, her top rode up and they stretched to reveal her dark red spotted pale pink knickers. That's right- they stretched so thin, you could see the colour of her undies. And this wasn't a big woman, she was about a size ten.

As soon as I heard leggings were back in, I knew we were all doomed to views such as this.

I never... ever... EVER wear leggings unless
A) it's cold out and they are worn underneath jeans/trousers
B) I decide to wear my lovely floaty just-above-the-knee shorts.

They are the only times I will wear leggings. And don't get my started on "jeggings".

Fashion is for sticks. Real women need not apply.