To think Greg Wallace is not a value added step on masterchef?!

[McQueasy]

He's a bloody green grocer by trade!!
His deep throating of the cutlery is plain disturbing and he copies Everything Michelle roux says.
What is he being paid for???

And non of the chefs seem particularly interested in what he has to say either

He makes my toddler look like he's giving lessons on table manners. Honestly, his mother must be mortified every time she sees him shovelling food into his mouth gripping his fork like that.

Guy's a jumped up barrow boy with a fat head. I can't look at him without the sure and certain knowledge infecting my brain that he sits at home of an evening in stained underpants and nowt else, dripping steak and kidney pie gravy on his tighty whities. And then leeringly asks his wife to lick it off.

I cannot bear him.

Agreed. He should be sent to bed with NO dinner!!!

He moonlights as The Hood from Thunderbirds....

Haggis with specs?

No way!!!! - is he married?!?!?
You just wouldn't...

rofl ShowOfHands (although I now need to rid my brain of that image).

I must say though, I think I've got a bit of a crush on Michel Roux -those beautiful dark eyes....

He has a weird little blog somewhere, where he chats about veg, and wooing the laydeeees.

He's keen on spanking apparently. (Or so he said in a Radio Times interview)

Oh stop it, I love him! (Not in that way though eeuuwww) . We have a shared love of puddings .

And I do love his descriptions.. "I'm getting wafts of cinnamon, hints of apple, and then I'm smacked in the face with a big wallop of garlic..." Or something like that anyway.

Here

"The bald and bespectacled food writer, who describes himself as ?the cooking woman?s crumpet?, claimed fame has helped him get girlfriends as young as 21.
Television is very, very good for your love life,? he told Closer magazine.

?The girls are getting younger too. I?m seeing one who?s 29, but they have been as young as 21. God that was hell.

?She didn?t want to go to bed at night, and she didn?t want to get up in the morning. We had very little to talk about.?

Wallace has been married twice before and admitting cheating repeatedly on his second wife, Denise, with a string of other women"

Monica galletti are both my secret crushes. Greg Wallace on the other hand, should be bashed with a crab hammer and passed through a sieve till we have a fine paste of his brown meat.

They let him read out the names out cause he can't be trusted with anything else!!

Somehow Michele roux was deleted in my last post. Very secret crush! Tee hee

I see Peter Griffin has been invited back as a critic again

Geraldine -DP was getting a bit freaked out by Monica Galletti's staring eyes the other day.

Going back to Mr Potato Head Greg Wallace, DP does a great impression of him saying a line we heard him say whilst stuffing his face alongside John Torrode.... "I'm going to eat the lot"

Monica galetti would be fifthly I bet

Michel Roux would be filthier

Who is it we write to to complain? Does ann Robinson still do points of view??
I know she'd take our points on board!!

I think they would both be filthy, but Monica in a staring eyed no nonsense kind of way and Michele in a genteel way. My DP also has a monica crush so I don't feel so bad.

Do you think cn?!
I would worry that michel roux may try to give you constructive feedback after the event...
'you kissing started off the foreplay beautifully but your love making just lacked a certain je ne sais quois... Perhaps some more fellatio??'

Imagine the faces Monica would make which you were down there

I'm obsessed with their teeth!

Michel Roux definitely had his whitened after the first series. And in the last series, Monica had a wonky front tooth (bit like mine actually), but she's had it fixed and now seems to talk a little weird.

Greg Wallace, I just like the way he says "Corrrrrrr" when he tastes a pudding. Reminds me of a Carry On Film.