To think Greg Wallace is not a value added step on masterchef?!

[McQueasy]

He's a bloody green grocer by trade!!
His deep throating of the cutlery is plain disturbing and he copies Everything Michelle roux says.
What is he being paid for???

I meet Michel every year through work :o

I think gregs been on the Milanotan too tales!

I bet Michele brings you a croissant and a cup of coffee with post shag cigarette though and an amuse Bouche to get things going.

OO, pass on my phone number profession respect for his work

Is he absolutely as charming in real life as he is on the tv?

He can amuse my bush anytime

• sorry couldn't resist!!!

Now about dealing with his bald useless side kick. We must act quickly.
Should we form a posse???

He's a perfect gentlemen. I remain professional and try not to swoon.

I wish I had a glamorous job that allowed me to meet gorgeous, genteel French chefs and their slightly more fearsome female side kicks. It might give me a chance to stab Greg Wallace through the heart with a sharpened courgette.

A sharpened chilli would sting more!!!!!!!

Ha ha.....Peter griffin! Love it.

I hate him, I really do!!!