To state this as absolute FACT

[Tortington]

Dogs are better than cats. Cats are rubbish

cats are fantastic

she is just a nutter!

dogs are stoopid ( I have both btw)

My cat is mental and lovely.

Cats are better than people. I love my two - well, one and three quarters, cats. I don't like next door neighbour's dog. So there, I must be right.

Dogs clearly are better than cats.
but a cat band is good....
& that songify app to convert speech to music is better .....maybe.... even than dogs

I've just asked my dog and he agrees with you OP

Cats are fluffy and purr. Dogs smell like old rugs

i agree, that maybe better than dogs, and certainly better than cats.

cats are rubbish

My cat is fluffy and maims. I should have called her Dobby.... she doesn't mean to kill, just maim or seriously injure.

phycho cats - exactly!

But I can see why she is so angry. Found locked in a boarded up house with her dead kittens and septic ovaries. Plus someone had hit her in the face.

Dogs are daft.

Cats are enigmatic.

Hmm. My jury's is out on the dogs v cats argument.

is

Cats don't drool

manic, the poor darling. Thank god she found you.

My dogs say they are better than cats.

My cats disagree.

I just pay the bills and pick up the poop, what do I know?

As much as I'm a dog lover...Ninja cat rules and always will

My dog having lived her entire 11 years with cats is very catty in behaviour. My mother callls her 'Elf'.New cat is a Siamese and incredibly doggy in behaviour. We do not do stereotypes in this house.

DogsBest you know your place, picking up their poo. [grim]

that was suppossed to say but [grim] works too

Very apt, Tilly. :o

All our cats have been fabulous. All completely different personalities but all brill in their own unique ways.

Our 19 year old moggie drools when she is very happy. The more you stroke her, the louder she purrs and the more she drools. She's been the same since she was a kitten. Our 9 year old tortie mews at you until you follow her to the staircase to play a game with her which involves us stroking her through the bars while she 'attacks' us with her paws - no claws. She loves it and so do we.

Cats are bonkers. Love 'em!

I can't really join in the discussion as I'm still sat here like

Dogs are better than cats and my dog is a better parent than me. She is quite the disciplinarian with dd.

My dog is a total nutter who can clear 6ft fences, open the neighbours back door and then the door to their fridge and eat the contents (thankfully it was a friend so they found the funny side)

If anyones partner ever says oh look you can teach dogs to open and shut doors, shall we do it??? ...... SAY NO!

She also has a very unhealthy ball obsession which has lead to 6 operations on her paws and a hole under her tongue!

Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.

Ergo: cats are more intelligent than dogs, therefore are "better".