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AIBU?

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Original poster

To think DB should replace the cake he thrusted at?

47 replies

HullEnzia · 17/10/2011 15:11

It was freshly baked and now it's splattered all over the floor. DB says he's skint and can't afford to get me a new one but the kids are expecting the cake when they get in. AIBU to tell him to find the money and buy us one?

OP posts:
troisgarcons · 17/10/2011 15:13

"blinking rapidly"

Your brother had sex with a cake and now you want a new one?

Uh-ha

wahwahwah · 17/10/2011 15:14

what's to 'thrust at' and why would you do it to a cake?

Putrifyno · 17/10/2011 15:15

I wouldn't trust him in the bakers, personally!

FetchezLaVampire · 17/10/2011 15:15

Was he channelling Jim in American Pie?

whattodoo · 17/10/2011 15:15

I hope he's cleaned up the mess

GsyGacheFiend · 17/10/2011 15:16

Grin troisgarcons,

I don't know what lead your DB to thrust a cake OP, but YANBU he should get you a new one.

LaurieFairyCake · 17/10/2011 15:16

If your brother lives with you and has sex with cakes in front of you, you have bigger problems than your children living cakeless.

hth.

Georgimama · 17/10/2011 15:16

Are Hully and her friends having a competition to start the maddest AIBU thread? Every thread I've glanced at in the last five minutes has been bonkers.

I think we should be told....

melika · 17/10/2011 15:16

What ya mean, 'thrusted'?Hmm

AMumInScotland · 17/10/2011 15:17

I thought apple pies were the normal V-substitute rather than sponges. Not enough resistance to be much fun, I'd have thought?

melika · 17/10/2011 15:18

Yak!

Pandemoniaa · 17/10/2011 15:20

I suppose if you fill a sponge with a robust enough buttercream mixture then perhaps it might make some sort of V-substitute.

confusedpixie · 17/10/2011 15:20

I'd be a bit concerned if I had a brother who thrusted at cakes...

troisgarcons · 17/10/2011 15:21

It adds a whole new dimention to cream cakes being naughty but nice

eurochick · 17/10/2011 15:21

What the fuckity???

troisgarcons · 17/10/2011 15:22

I'd suggest putting it in a bowl but you probably wouldnt want to trifle with it Grin

picnicbasketcase · 17/10/2011 15:24

Do you also have a husband who ejaculates over your college asssignments?

TechnoViking · 17/10/2011 15:25

Did he give it a creampie?

stepawayfromtheecclescakes · 17/10/2011 15:26

all together now ' I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar... when I mitmoo' or rather is this yet another weird thread like so many others today?

Tequilamockinbat · 17/10/2011 15:27

YABU for letting the kids expect cake when they get in Smile

OTheHugeWerewolef · 17/10/2011 15:35

Are we with cow? Are we? Are we?

MrsPennySworth · 17/10/2011 15:36

Bet the kids eat jam sandwiches for lunch too! Tut!

stepawayfromtheecclescakes · 17/10/2011 15:36

I am beginning to wonder very seriously OThe HugeWerewolef

ScaredBear · 17/10/2011 15:37

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MadameWooOOoovary · 17/10/2011 15:40

I think the OP meant to write "throwed" as they are not very bright

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