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To think DB should replace the cake he thrusted at?

47 replies

HullEnzia · 17/10/2011 15:11

It was freshly baked and now it's splattered all over the floor. DB says he's skint and can't afford to get me a new one but the kids are expecting the cake when they get in. AIBU to tell him to find the money and buy us one?

OP posts:
needanewname · 17/10/2011 15:43

What's going on here today?????

discobeaver · 17/10/2011 15:44

Crumbs!
If he mistakes cake for muff, it must be a Battyburg.

reelingintheyears · 17/10/2011 16:05

www.oggyscakes.co.uk/Images/Naughty%20Cakes/Big%20Willy.jpg

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDoom · 17/10/2011 16:08

Shouldn't it be "thrust upon"?

CogitoErgoSometimes · 17/10/2011 16:13

The GCSE coursework must be getting too much for some this week... Hmm

Voidka · 17/10/2011 16:15

Maybe he saw the penis cake thread yesterday and got excited Confused

corlan · 17/10/2011 16:17

So he's into PIC rather than PIV?

discobeaver · 17/10/2011 16:25

Lemon jizzle cake?

Grumpla · 17/10/2011 16:30

Damn you Corlan, you beat me to the PIC joke! Envy

duvetdayplease · 17/10/2011 16:32

I will never look at a lemon drizzle the same after that discobeaver!

SnapesMistress · 17/10/2011 16:33

8/10

discobeaver · 17/10/2011 16:35

Ha ha sorry duvet! To be fair though, this thread has made me consider cakes in general in a whole different light.

squeakytoy · 17/10/2011 16:36

Fucking hell... I only went out for a few hours today... who let all the weirdo people in here today???

OTheHugeWerewolef · 17/10/2011 16:41

Did the cake look like this?

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 17/10/2011 16:42

We used to call Fondant Fancies 'Booby cakes'. Was it one of them? Was he overcome by its buzzumy goodness? He wouldn't be the first.

Buy him a Swiss Roll and let him be, on the condition he keeps his thrusting away from your baked goods.

maamalady · 17/10/2011 16:42

Lemon jizzle cake? Discobeaver, are you a lurker on the TSA threads? Grin

FetchezLaVampire · 17/10/2011 16:47

Snort at lemon jizzle cake! Grin Grin Grin

OhdearNigel · 17/10/2011 16:48

Are you in American Pie ?

ZombiesAteYourCervix · 17/10/2011 16:50

eh? wha? whe? whi? eh?

RedRubyBlue · 17/10/2011 16:55

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=bundt+cake&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1680&bih=869&tbm=isch&tbnid=Np25gq9FMZ8QxM:&imgrefurl=devourthis.typepad.com/devour_this/2008/11/take-me-home-country-load.html&docid=WRqupYRkNdZHDM&imgurl=devourthis.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8354ee20269e2010535f83574970b-800wi&w=500&h=375&ei=kU-cTuDBI4aa8QO21oHIBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=380&sig=118261895627299700544&page=2&tbnh=132&tbnw=191&start=30&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:25,s:30&tx=96&ty=106" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">did the cake look like this? Fit for purpose?

needanewname · 17/10/2011 17:03

I used to like lemon drizzle cake!

OTheHugeWerewolef · 17/10/2011 17:08

It's completely reasonable to thrust into a cake.

Unless the cake is a brownie, in which case you must only do it on Fridays Grin

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