AIBU to end all AIBUs

[Mardymwahhaha]

Right, I spend too much time on here and it's always the same old stuff, so this is my definitive list. If you'll all just agree to agree with me, then we can just shut down AIBU.

BF/FF BF is a little better for your kid, but some can't manage it. Do what you like. And I won't judge you for it.
Parking Disabled more important than Parent and Toddler. It won't kill you to walk the length of the car park if you are able-bodied
Greggs/Fruitshoots/McDonalds Won't kill your kid if in moderation.
4 wheel drives Whatever
Children at weddings Close family and breast feeding babies should be there. Others should be according to B&G wishes.

Bridezillas Yes to all of them.

Christmas family arrangements Just alternate between different family members one year and the next.

The Mardy one has spoken. I can go and do some work now.
Gavel.

YANBU.

(But I like these rows)

You forgot Tights on boys. Yes, it's fine, no, they won't catch "the gay"

You forgot WOHM/SAHM.

Can we add to Christmas family arranements:

And if you want to stay home, just do it! But be honest and no Lame excuses !

Surely that will eliminate at least 50% of the threads aldi

YABU. If there were no AIBU I would have to go and do some housework.

OK to add to the list.

WOHm/SAHM - Do what you like
tights on boys - do what you like

Do you sense a theme here?

wohm/sahm?

if you have a choice either way, you're lucky. If you are forced by circs into either one you have my sympthies. either way, your kids will be fine, one theyu have a roof over their heads, food in their bellies and plenty hugs.

I forgot
Nurseries Do what you like

Under what circumstances is one allowed to use a disabled toilet, if not actually disabled? If at all?

It's been done; you should have checked the archives!

Baroness Ah you've flummoxed me there. But I have learnt from MN to never assume all disabilities are visible, so I wouldn't challenge anyone if that helps.

buggies on buses Wheelchairs ALWAYS take priority. Either fold buggy or get off.

Swearing - some people love it, some people get the vapours. Meh.

It obviously didn't work last time Jessie. So this has to be the definitive answer.

Yes, totally agree Mardy.
My reply in almost every AIBU situation though I don't post.
But I do enjoy the arguments so long may it run. [hsmile]

Agree with buggies Sausage

Swearing absolutely fine except in thread titles (cunting Sainsburys excepted)

In fact, if MNHQ can be persuaded to add a poll to AIBU threads, there should be three options:

a) You are being Reasonable
b) You are being Unreasonable
c) Meh

Like button No

FF V EBF V mixed?

YABU because you have not asked an "Am I Being Unreasonable?" question.

So there. :o

Facebook squabbles Just grow up

rips Do what you like. (I have hidden breastfeeding on account of being perimenopausal and unlikely to go there again).

Not asking AIBU Fine as long as it is related to AIBU. Not fine if it should be in chat.

It's not nice to exclude children from parties, if it's at all avoidable.
People who live near schools should expect traffic at school run time, but it's nicer not to park inconsiderately where possible.