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AIBU?

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Original poster

Is DP UR to have just called all MNers...

53 replies

dozyrosie · 10/10/2011 22:43

... a bunch of mean misery mum bitches. I did immediately jump to your defence, calling him a boring twat for spending every possible fee minute doing some fantasy football carp and may actually lose his beer belly if he played real football. This debate was definitely not started because I have spent most of the evening in MN.

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belledechocchipcookie · 10/10/2011 22:45

Goodness, is that the worse he can come up with? Grin Tsch!

blackeyedsusan · 10/10/2011 22:48

really is he a bit paranoid that you might find out there are better dp's out there and then want him to improve/get him a free transfer to accrington stanley's b team?

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDawn · 10/10/2011 22:50

Does he have any large juicy pustules anywhere on his body? If not, leave the bastard Grin Put some pom bears, a fruitshoot and a nice ham sarnie in a spotty hankie and kick his arse out into the snow!

akaemmafrost · 10/10/2011 22:50

My ex said we were all "dressing gown wearing lesbians who should be caring for their kids instead of gossiping on the internet".

He was a real prince Grin.

LeBOF · 10/10/2011 22:52

I identify more with akaemmafrost's ex's description, on balance. But I can live with mean misery mum bitch. If we take out the 'misery' bit.

GruffalowsMammy · 10/10/2011 22:53

LOL whats wrong with wearing a dressing gown? DP doesn't say anything rude about MNers - he's well trained. He does keep telling me I have an addiction though :)

worraliberty · 10/10/2011 22:53

I love the way you said you jumped to 'your' defence in stead of 'our' defence...or are you not a Mumsnetter? Wink

Bossybritches22 · 10/10/2011 22:54

wow that was classy aka! Grin no wonder he's an ex!!

I fulfill all his worst prejudices then!

MumblingAndBloodyRagDoll · 10/10/2011 22:55

He is NBU. I am a miserable cow who finds comfort in the company of other miserable cows. Especially ones in dressing gowns.
I'm not lesbian but have kissed a girl (and I liked it) So akaemmafrists Ex was closer to the nail than your DH.

troisgarcons · 10/10/2011 22:55

More like, rabid howling harridans who cant keep a man if they tried (as typified by the plethora of multiple fathered children) that no sane man would ever want to marry/have a prenup with/or even give a mobile phone number to.

The phrase 'emotionally fucked' was also issued - but I think that applied to the men who had been fucked over by 'leaches'..

Perceptive is my husband.

Original poster
dozyrosie · 10/10/2011 22:56

:o well at least now a have a smile on my face for the first (and probably) time tonight. Now I'm off to bed with a Brew while he stays downstairs and plays with his fantasy men.

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ScarahStratton · 10/10/2011 22:56

Don't think he deserves a naice ham sarnie. Just a swift kick up the arse as you shove him out of the front door.

WhereYouLeftIt · 10/10/2011 22:59

I thought we were supposed to be a nest of vipers?

Original poster
dozyrosie · 10/10/2011 23:00

was meant to say (probably last) time...

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SjuperWereWolef · 10/10/2011 23:00

dp just ignores mns existence ooh actually the other day he asked about the wolefs, he likes them Grin

Originalviperspit · 10/10/2011 23:05

If that's the worst he can come up with, he's a bit of an amateur isn't he?

Get with the game, OP's DH.

piprabbit · 10/10/2011 23:10

Tell him to come over here and start his own thread if he wants to make something of it.

Oh yeah. Bring. It. On.

VampiresWearBlackVelvet · 10/10/2011 23:14

Leave him.

Once he starts badmouthing your mates then it's a downward spiral.

And it's Mrs MeanMiseryMumBitch to him Grin

Original poster
dozyrosie · 11/10/2011 15:40

DP has suggested I join net mums huns instead, as a lady from his work said everyone on there is "sooo sweet and nice". DP can piss off, I'd rather have my "pack of mean mummy bitches" any day!

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HerScaryness · 11/10/2011 15:43

dozyrosie yy too flaming right! Who'd be a hun FFS?

My X* told me to choose, MN or him....

Note: EX.... Grin

LaLaLaLayla · 11/10/2011 15:44

My DH always says, "oh no, she's on Bumsnet again" even if I'm not. Even my 6 year old has started saying it Angry

Iggly · 11/10/2011 15:46

Who cares what he thinks! He's no-one to me Grin

DontCallMeFrothyDragon · 11/10/2011 15:46

He's got me down to T, OP... Grin

LaLaLaLayla · 11/10/2011 15:47

Yeah, tell him to come on here and say that to our faces!!! Grin

nickelbabe · 11/10/2011 15:47

oh dear.
your DP needs training.

My DH has learned to recognise that you're all wonderful, wonderful people.
(not including myself, because obviosuly he knows that about me already)

he especially loves you all after you told him that he was allowed to go on his fishing trip, and that I was being precious about it. (even though I wasn't)