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Loughor

Did we ever find out what this thread was really meant to be about?

Did anyone stop to think she might be referring to the popular celebrity magazine Now, not a river?

spen

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Tiber

Chist! Very sorry people,didnt expect anyone to reply to thread! I am new to this place and had spent 30 mins trying to post a thread on relationships which wouldnt bloody work.Was just testing on AIBU to work the whole thing out! Sorry! Dont flame me!

Don't apologise, you've provided hours of entertainment. Mumsnetters are easily pleased.

So this wasn't really about rivers?

Nope.It was just the first word to enter my head! Glad i have provided entertainment though,but can someone also tell me how the hell I put the smiley faces in to my post?

Daryll

There is a list of smileys beneath the 'add your message here' box, but I'm not sure if that's there if you're posting from a mobile.

No no let's keep going.

Kelvin

Clyde

Cheers

Amazon!!! (Sorry, but the Amazon deserves at least three exclamation marks.)

Oooooh CumpyGrunt I didn't see yours.

Nairn

Piddle

Damn it, I thought i'd stumbled upon an unknown quiche.

Ooh lovely, an explanation! How rare and wonderful! And it sounds true too...

Naaah. This is AIBU. It can't possibly be true.

Vermicious, I trump your Amazon with its real name, Solimoes.

Kenwater
Lugg
Vadge

(I made the last one up.)
I miss the Wandle, too.

Oops, I forgot - OP, YABU!
Or NU.
Can't decide

Missssisssssipppppi

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Drax

(outed me totally to anyone who went to the same school!)

Argh

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