to not want a third tit?

[ColdSancerre]

Because it seems my body is trying to grow one out of the side of my left breast. It appeared yesterday and is just getting bigger and more red. I suppose the third tit doesn't care it is being unreasonable or not though.

oh i was going to say divorce him then!

Ohhh, is this a pus porn/boob fetishist thread all in one?

YANBU, but doesn't a third tit make you a witch? You have to feed your familiars from it IIRC

Would I get a good divorce settlement?

Ah, but it could offer you a whole new carreer - you could be the latest, the greatest, Zit Porn Star!

Do you need to get to the doctor? Is it a lump, or is it just a very big spot?

Just don't, I don't do pus. I'm way too genteel.

Have applied tea tree oil because DP told me to.

OOOO I've been trying tio avoid all the puss talk!

Get thee behind me!

amistill it's not a worrying go to the doc lump, don't worry.

X post, ColdSancerre. Lavender oil is good for spots as well.

We need pictures of course

I should have known from the lighthearted way you posted but had a few too many friends with worrying ones recently-panicked a bit!

OK I have lavender oil, I'll try that in the morning.

Imagine trying to get a suitable bra. I don't think even bravissimo could help. I need it to fuck off really.

It's a cyst.

There's the correct way, and there's LineRunner's Friday Night Wartner Way....

Seriously, get it clean with a nice sterilised wipe or cloth, and pop along to your nearest Health Centre or walk-in tomorrow.

You may need anti-biotics and in the meantime a couple of ibuprofen will help.

Are there pictures yet?

No, there aren't pictures. I'll pass on circulating pics of my left breast on the Internet.

It doesn't hurt and it's very near the surface. I'm certain it's a non worrying third tit.

Are you sure it doesn't hurt? Because incipient zits usually ache and itch as they form.

A non-painful breast lump is, I think, a bit more worrying than a hot zit. If it isn't looking more zit-like tomorrow, maybe you should consider flashing at the GP?

pus porn? What the hell kind of thread have I pissed recently?

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Thank you. As you were.

at Jessie

ha ha ha @ pissed Jessie!

But what are all these references to "pus porn"?

I am on your side; as long as its not the side with the third tit on.

If you ever have triplets you'll be laughing . . .