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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to not want a third tit?

45 replies

ColdSancerre · 23/09/2011 22:19

Because it seems my body is trying to grow one out of the side of my left breast. It appeared yesterday and is just getting bigger and more red. I suppose the third tit doesn't care it is being unreasonable or not though.

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valiumredhead · 24/09/2011 12:33

Hot as you can stand flannel and some magnesium sulphate paste - then report back asap! Grin

SarahStratton · 24/09/2011 12:59

Please can we have pictures? Purely for diagnostic purposes, obviously. Grin

stepawayfromtheecclescakes · 24/09/2011 13:07

Don't squeeze, really just don't as you will push the infection back and you really will end up with a DD cup third tit and it will HURT.

Shinyshoes1 · 24/09/2011 13:08

it's not a third tit, that makes it sound unworthy

Its called a NUBBIN Wink

MissBeehiving · 24/09/2011 13:10

We almost had pictures of someone's fanjo boil the other day. The side of a tit is nothing.

stepawayfromtheecclescakes · 24/09/2011 13:11

oooh I missed the fanjo boil thread, was it fun?

stepawayfromtheecclescakes · 24/09/2011 13:12

a NUBBIN? is that official or is that its new nickname?

Shinyshoes1 · 24/09/2011 13:14

it's official . Chandler from friends has one and he called it a NUBBIN, quite an inoffensive name for it i think Wink

ineedabodytransplant · 24/09/2011 14:12

I had one of these third tits last month(and I'm a bloke so really not wanted!!)

It was fecking painful to wear a seatbelt, and this lump ended up about the size of a bloody gobstopper.

Kept dabbing it with TCP and when it started 'ahem weeping' I never seen so much 'fluid' it was disgusting

Problem is although the main lump has gone I still have a circular smaller lump and no hairs grow on it and it is still tender(what a woosie eh?)

Coldsancerre, just keep an eye on it.

KurriKurri · 24/09/2011 14:22

Photos, where are the photos?????

I'm rather disappointed you didn't take a picture of yours when it was in its prime ineedabodytransplant

Waves at MissB - I thought you'd be here Grin

ColdSancerre · 24/09/2011 14:56

There will be no photos

It is subsiding, it is now more a red patch with an even redder centre. It's really quite ugly.

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MrsBuntyCuldeSacEnigma · 24/09/2011 15:01

I had one of these, but mine was in the middle of the other two. It was a sebaceous cyst. I had to have it drained. You really don't want further details, believe me, except I think the doctor that drained it enjoyed the experience Shock

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 24/09/2011 15:43

Ellooo ladies. Grin

MissBeehiving · 24/09/2011 16:21

Glad to see the Pus Gang forming on the thread of another potential boil. We're like moths to a flame, ready to offer our squeezing talents support to the OP unselfishly Grin

TinyPawz · 24/09/2011 16:39

Is someone taking attendance?

link to the fanjo boil thread please. I must have missed it while at work. Damn you job!

SarahStratton · 24/09/2011 16:48

Think we're all here now. Grin

PrettyCandles · 24/09/2011 17:14

I was sprouting a promising one the other day. I was soooo good, I didn't pick at all, just watched it...and promised myself...and then I saw that tomorrow would be The Day.

The following morning I woke to find that it had burst during the night, drained, and was already nearly healed.

Coldsancerre, I wish you the same experience Grin. Zit Porn is all very well for those of us pervs who enjoy it.

KurriKurri · 25/09/2011 15:00

Update on the tri-tit please.

SecretNutellaFix · 25/09/2011 15:16
Pinot · 25/09/2011 15:26

How's tit-tit-tit?

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