To clairfy, not the only pair. But, when the day is done and the papparazzi have gone home, I slip into a huge pair of reebok bottoms that I bought 12 years ago for £4 in a charity shop. They are my shock absorbers at the end of the day. They are only starting to fray at the bum level. I am worried that I will never find another. I am willing though, to pay more than £4 for their successors. But, I don't think I shall ever throw them away. I want to be buried in them. Comfy in the ever after.
Am I a total fucking slob/shame/hopeless case?