AIBU to have the same jogging bottoms for 12 years?

[lolaflores]

To clairfy, not the only pair. But, when the day is done and the papparazzi have gone home, I slip into a huge pair of reebok bottoms that I bought 12 years ago for £4 in a charity shop. They are my shock absorbers at the end of the day. They are only starting to fray at the bum level. I am worried that I will never find another. I am willing though, to pay more than £4 for their successors. But, I don't think I shall ever throw them away. I want to be buried in them. Comfy in the ever after.

Am I a total fucking slob/shame/hopeless case?

I have put and lost weight over the 12 years, but these pants are sooooo maaahoosive, I could get a walrus down them and no one would be the wiser,

For love of God, don't throw them out. Had a favorite pair for 12 years then binned them cos I thought I should and you have no idea how much I miss them