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to hide my dh's skid marked pants/boxers

49 replies

Mrsperkytits · 14/09/2011 18:07

....at the inside row of the rotary washing line so my neighbours cant see and use 3 pegs to cover up such skiddage or should I just let the neighbours see what a nightmare of a skidder he really is. btw they are expensive pants/boxers so cant replace them on a weekly basis.

Have seen him wipe his arse and he takes ages so god knows how such skiddagery occurs.

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FabbyChic · 14/09/2011 18:08

Id throw them away Id be fucked if my partner would wear shitty pants.

Get some wet ones for the toilet for gods sake.

onepieceofcremeegg · 14/09/2011 18:08

Firstly I would ask my dh to do his own laundry. If items were so dreadfully marked/stained then I would bin them. Ask him to try using a decent biological powder and washing at 60.
Why would your neighbours be able to observe the inside of your husband's undergarments? Do they come and closely inspect them? Confused

onepieceofcremeegg · 14/09/2011 18:09

Are you anything to do with the other thread where someone's pants and tights were stolen and 3 pillowcases allegedly left in their place?

AgentZigzag · 14/09/2011 18:10

It must be follow through then if he's wiping technique is OK.

But thanks for forcing me to think about your DH wiping his shitty arse Grin

Get black ones so it won't show up?

Mrsperkytits · 14/09/2011 18:11

No Im not, we have never had anything stolen from our washing line, prob the sight of said skiddage would scare them off

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worraliberty · 14/09/2011 18:11

That's disgusting, how old is he ffs?

AgentZigzag · 14/09/2011 18:12

My neighbours sometimes bring our washing in if it starts raining onepiece, so I'm careful how worn our undies are when I put them out.

onepieceofcremeegg · 14/09/2011 18:13

Oh good, glad it wasn't your dh's pants that were stolen! Grin

squeakytoy · 14/09/2011 18:15

I would change my washing powder to one that worked if I were you, as a first step.

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs · 14/09/2011 18:24

Does he wipe his cock on the handtowel too?

Crosshair · 14/09/2011 18:24

I would bin them. Im slightly confused how this has happened to more than one pair.

DownbytheRiverside · 14/09/2011 18:27

He needs to scrub his own laundry and learn better personal hygiene.
Why are you even considering dealing with them?

usualsuspect · 14/09/2011 18:29

Whats with all the shit threads just lately

BoulevardOfBrokenSleep · 14/09/2011 18:30

Black pants.

DownbytheRiverside · 14/09/2011 18:32

Coprophilia, the next passion of choice.
Could replace Bumsex on Fridays, or be combined into a dual gross-out thread.

DownbytheRiverside · 14/09/2011 18:32

Boulevard, are you taking too much iron?
Or did you mean brown pants?

pippilongsmurfing · 14/09/2011 18:35

If my DH had pants like that he would not be "D" for much longer.

He is a grown man FFS, it is just gross, throw them out.

NanettaStocker · 14/09/2011 18:36

Does he have a haemorrhoid that is preventing his anus from closing properly, causing leakage?

Has he been checked for colitis or crohn's disease?

Bunbaker · 14/09/2011 18:36

Does he have any health issues in that department?

SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 14/09/2011 18:36

Good god.

You need better washing powder, he needs potty trained again.

NettoSuperstar · 14/09/2011 18:37

Leave him, the bastard.

NettoSuperstar · 14/09/2011 18:39

What kind of health issues cause skids bunbaker? Confused

onepieceofcremeegg · 14/09/2011 18:40

I think you should discuss this with him, not us. It is not really a laundry problem imo. (my tiny dd sometimes has yucky pants but she is recently potty trained and a good hot wash with ariel soon sorts them out).

Your dh is either ill or lazy. Either way he is extremely disrespectful in leaving his mess for you to sort.

If it was my dh, I would put them items in a bag. Sit down with him calmly and say what I had observed. Ask him to resolve the short term problem himself (wash or bin the underwear). And if a potential health problem ask him to visit the GP.

If utter laziness then I would question the relationship tbh.

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac · 14/09/2011 18:40

Oh my Good God, why the unwashable skids? What is wrong with the man? Maybe he should shack up with the cock washing towel wiper!

troisgarcons · 14/09/2011 18:42

If you use soda crystals - they get anything out - except that peculiar leathery mark left by rubbing cricket balls against your 'nads!

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