to hide my dh's skid marked pants/boxers

[Mrsperkytits]

....at the inside row of the rotary washing line so my neighbours cant see and use 3 pegs to cover up such skiddage or should I just let the neighbours see what a nightmare of a skidder he really is. btw they are expensive pants/boxers so cant replace them on a weekly basis.

Have seen him wipe his arse and he takes ages so god knows how such skiddagery occurs.

Does he have a haemorrhoid that is preventing his anus from closing properly, causing leakage?

firstly, shouldn't it be your Dworrying about what the neighbours will think? they are his skids

secondly, i wouldn't be washing anyone else's shitty pants

thirdly, i agree with changing the washing powder, but that he should be the one that is aware itneeds changed.

DH

Another shit thread

Isn't he embarassed to have you clean his skiddy pants? I don't like dh anywhere near my pants and they aren't even skiddy just bleached

Bleach them? It is pretty weird.

Gross. I'd make him sort out his own washing.

I'm with the others who are wondering about the preponderance sp. of threads about poo, skidmarks and toilet matters recently.
Why?

There's a poo troll?
Really?
Tell me more.

Vanish spray?

And a word with DH. It's either illness or vileness and you need to know which.

Loving this thread! what a lot of - er - lovely - husbands are out there!!!

1 - how or why on this planet would you see how your DH wipes his arse after a poo???
2 - this cannot be real. His pants cannot be that bad that washing doesn't clear the skid.

It can be true iggly this is the exact reason why I no longer buy my DH white boxers and he always uses wet wipes too.........

Really mumma?!

"What kind of health issues cause skids bunbaker?"
Piles
IBS
Diverticulitis
Cancer

It could simply be poor hygiene, but you can't discount an underlying health issue.

Ha, ha, are you married to my ExP? He used to skid his pants so much he'd have to throw them out

Get him some wet bum wipes and tell him to grow up.

stick them to the window sunny side up>>>>>>

Make him wear a pantyliner: Tena Fella.

Ewww its just nasty. I wouldn't even deal with them. It is very disrespectful to you and imo shows a lack of self respect on his part.

I had this once, challenged the then exP, he said it 'wasn't a problem' as I marked my pants when I had my period . Shortly after, and not just because of this, he got a ticket to the far side of fuck.

Have disussed this thread with DH, who reminded me that they are discolouration and not as indeed suggested fresh skiddage. I agree that there is no such fresh skid just a faded skiddage. Of course I've seen him wipe his arse, albeit through the crack (excuse the pun) in the bathroom door.

Was he not even a little bit concerned that you had had quite a frank discussion about his toilet habits/staining issues on mnet?

You could just use the tumble dryer for his undies then the neighbours won't see, more expensive and not so good for environment though

Buy him some new pants!