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Please explain as if speaking to a toddler. Thanks .

We are living overseas and plan to move to UK (Oxford) this summer. DS got 11+ day school offers from Abingdon School and Magdalen College School.

Any experience and comment about these two schools?

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Hi All,
Looking for advice,

I have 2 children, one nearly 18yrs other 7yrs(adhd)
I would of loved 2 children close in age after big gap with 1st two so started trying after my 7 yr old was a year , had a blighted ovum miscarriage, waited and tried again but had another miscarriage at 8 weeks which devastated me. I resigned myself that I needed to move on , I am now nearly 40 and devastated that things didn’t work out,
My neighbour who is 42 had her 3rd child recently and every time I see her my heart breaks and I feel sick with envy.
How to I move forward as it is consuming me?

I wondered if there's any advice on what to do about my thoughtless neighbours. They moved in next door about 18 months ago, and they've been a nightmare to live beside. Their most recent venture has been to erect a gazebo, easily 4m+ high just the other side of my fence. My kitchen is now in darkness by day, and resembles a tweeny disco by night. They've attached multicoloured flashing chandeliers from the frame, alongside strobing white lights around the top edge. Because of the gazebo height, the 6ft fence doesn't shield us from it.
Is there a legal route open to me, as they are not friendly. (last year they removed all my mature shrubs from the front garden, whilst I was out)
Any advice would be very welcome. Thank you.

This is the weirdest thread.

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Has anyone ever used Mr Muscle oven cleaner without gloves? I’m worried I will have a chemical burn. My fingers have gone like prunes so I have rinsed under water for 20 minutes to wash off. Will this get worse?