To start a thread on who is and is not a beard

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I'd never heard of a beard till I joined mumsnet, and find it all quite amusing, and rather incredulous.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(female_companion)

Is it all true, do GC and TC employ beards?

Think you could add SC to GC and TC.

We'll never know for sure though - unless someone sells them out.

Who cares?

oooh yes, SC is the one I would place a £50 bet on.

If true, I just find it amazing, how we are all manipulated, and whats in it for Kate H. Its probably just slanderous gossip.

and JT. Oh yes.

I am not a beard

HTH

Isn't WS the latest supposed to be "Bearding"

Yabu

can I have a clue who GC is please? I can't work it out.

George C.

Ahhhh, ok. Thanks

Who's WS though?

YABU.

This thread (if it must be on Mumsnet ) belongs in Sleb Twaddle. We have topics for a reason.

My MIL. I am absolutely convinced of it.

i worked out George Clooney, who are the others

and no i am not a beard

And one of my SILs, but I don't think she is fully aware of her place in the whole family machine.

thinking about it i think i have been an unwilling beard

he was a very strange confused guy

midoriway You have a beard SIL, I am intrigued?

ooohlala, SC? Do you mean the SC who is besties with RB? surely not. I can't see that. You know, even though they go for long drives in the country together.

There are always these rumours aren't there? Tom Cruise, George Clooney, Will Smith, John Travolta, Simon Cowell - always the rumours no matter how many women they're with, how many dcs they have, how 'acceptable' being gay becomes and thus the incentive to be deceptive declines....
I'm not convinced by any of it - nor do I care tbh.

Who's JT?

I've never got to be a beard. Sorry you were tricked into being a beard FreudianSlipper.

Must learn to read all posts!

I've never been a beard but I have been a fag hag.

TC is for sure. I look after is stylists' 12 year old daughter for a summer in 2001. I just can't get over how well protected a secret it is esp. seeming though I have told everyone I know