To start a thread on who is and is not a beard

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I'd never heard of a beard till I joined mumsnet, and find it all quite amusing, and rather incredulous.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(female_companion)

Is it all true, do GC and TC employ beards?

his not is

oohlala, As long as BIL keeps bringing in the 7 figure income, SIL knows what side her bread is buttered.

V. old fashioned Jewish family. There are no gay Jews don't you know, except Harvey Firestein, and he is gay enough for all the Jews put together. So, as far as Jews are concerned, their one-in-ten quota was used up in one person.

i am not sure he was aware he was trying to trick me, i think totally in denial

i do not mind being my friends fluffy bitch :o he thinks fag hag is a little common

and there is Jamie Foxx of course ....

3littlebadgers - perhaps I heard about TC from you. Friends gay brother is a fashion photographer in London and he has it on good authority that TC is gay, and his sister tells everyone. I cant get over that succesful actresses such as Nicole and Katie would want to be beards though.

midoriway - SC is Simon C, I dont know who RB is.

I have a little bit of a one. I'll go the style and beauty threads.

midoriway - I would probably marry your brother for 7 figure income.

Nooo, I find Jamie Foxx very sexy. :(

Happyfinnish

i think everyone is. i think everyone is gay apart from about one person. we should all get used to it.

ooohlala I was thinking steve coogan and rob brydon, and I just couldn't see it. At all.

No, definitely not Rob Brydon.

WillS TomC

Well I'm glad, I'd have him if I was drunk enough and weak enough to stray from the vows of marriage.

I might consider him, theres something I find attractive, but hes still quite ugly.

Will Smith - gay. Never given me that impression.