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He flooded the hospital room

76 replies

Mario19 · 30/06/2011 15:39

he got his leg stuck in the toilet and it flushed water went everywhere and they mopped it up with purple curtains but its a mess and we might get charged.

OP posts:
Callisto · 30/06/2011 16:31

Bloody hell, x-posts. Your last actually made things less clear OP...

VivaLeBeaver · 30/06/2011 16:32

Can't believe I fell for the bat.

VivaLeBeaver · 30/06/2011 16:33

I work in a hospital, never known anyone be charged for any damage.

DooinMeCleanin · 30/06/2011 16:34

Hello Mario. I missed youuuuuu! How's the wall, did you ever manage to convince Zippy to clean it? I hope you found a suitable burial spot for the wasp?

DoctorHilaryJones · 07/08/2017 10:43
Confused
mummyrabbitpeppapig · 07/08/2017 10:45

Zombie thread......

ButchyRestingFace · 07/08/2017 10:53

OP - did this bloke also come all over some course work or yours because he was pissed off at you?

OMG!!! I have been searching for that thread for years and can never find it!!!

I assume it was removed. 😭

I first read it in a crowded train carriage and laughed until I cried. God knows what the other passangers thought. Blush

QuietNinjaTardis · 07/08/2017 10:59

So long as there's no t-rexing in the supermarket then you'll be ok.

MycatsaPirate · 07/08/2017 11:15

Who is Adam on fruit and veg?

Why is Sharon's radio being broken means your DP doesn't see her so much?

God, this thread is wonderful!

DerelictWreck · 07/08/2017 11:16

Hey Sharon's back! Welcome back Sharon, you and your funny nonsensical posts!

ButchyRestingFace · 07/08/2017 11:21

She's not back. It's just a zombie. 😥

ComedyofTerrors · 07/08/2017 11:22

Wasn't there a wasp involved somewhere?

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 07/08/2017 11:23

OH how did I miss this one the first time around! Even though it's a zombie, I'm so happy to see it - I loved the whole Sharon and the wasp and the red wine stain and Bungle and the bananas thread!

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 07/08/2017 11:35

DoctorHilary why have you resurrected this ZOMBIE THREAD?

NicolasFlamel · 07/08/2017 11:41

I know this is a zombie but I am actually crying a bit. This is hilarious and it's reminded me of the ejaculating on coursework thread which I am now off to re read.

BabychamSocialist · 07/08/2017 12:14

It's like some sort of Ray Cooney farce. The vicar will walk in in a minute with Brian Rix and then someone's trousers will fall down.

Wdigin2this · 07/08/2017 12:17

Mario, I think you need to sit down, take deep breaths, and maybe a nice cup of tea! If that doesn't work....check yourself in!

ButchyRestingFace · 07/08/2017 12:19

This is hilarious and it's reminded me of the ejaculating on coursework thread which I am now off to re read

Please link it if you find it. 🙏

Zaphodsotherhead · 07/08/2017 12:26

White underpants, Babycham. I think we passed the 'trousers falling down' stage some minutes ago.

BaggyAnn · 07/08/2017 12:28

Is this the one? It's just been resurrected

In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/1237046-In-thinking-he-should-call-my-lecturer-and-tell-them-what-he-did

CocoLoco87 · 07/08/2017 12:38

I'm crying at that coursework thread Grin
'angry whacking' and 'cumbrella' where have these expressions been all my life?!

ImperfectTents · 07/08/2017 12:40

We've all been there

Winterc00kie · 07/08/2017 13:03

Oh.

yousignup · 07/08/2017 13:06

Is Dean and the little shirt there?

RainbowDashian · 07/08/2017 13:07

Thought Sharon was back for a moment there!