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AIBU?

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Original poster

He flooded the hospital room

76 replies

Mario19 · 30/06/2011 15:39

he got his leg stuck in the toilet and it flushed water went everywhere and they mopped it up with purple curtains but its a mess and we might get charged.

OP posts:
CatPower · 30/06/2011 16:03

OP, you are wonderfully bizarre.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 30/06/2011 16:06

My hamster would have bitten his balls.

shakey1500 · 30/06/2011 16:07

Was there white carpet and the prospect of stain removal? There was in the last one...

I'm NOT reading unless there's carpet involved.

Original poster
Mario19 · 30/06/2011 16:09

no I think the floor was tiled but it was covered in a purple curtain and an angry man so I'm not sure.

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BooyHoo · 30/06/2011 16:09

he should have used a collander, that way no green bread and the panda will stay fresh too.

Confused
muminthecity · 30/06/2011 16:10

Were any of his Rainbow videos damaged? I do hope not. How is Dave from fruit and veg (or was it Tom?) Was he involved in any of this? I suspect DH only has himself to blame, if he hadn't been hanging round at Sharon's from down the street so often, he probably wouldn't be in hospital in the first place.

MarioandLuigi · 30/06/2011 16:11

Did you eat cheese before bed? Is this a dream?

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 30/06/2011 16:11

Was he trying to flush his leg away or something?

Just as well is wasn't his prosthetic one tbh - they tend to react with Toilet Duck - with disastrous results.

PuppyMonkey · 30/06/2011 16:11

How much?

chocolateyclur · 30/06/2011 16:12

Did he then ejaculate on your university work?

shakey1500 · 30/06/2011 16:12

BooyHoo- YABU everyone knows the collander makes the panda stale ergo unable to eat the green bread which will most certainly be produced pfft!

What I think you meant was "use a petri dish" (though I may be wrong)

Grin
JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 30/06/2011 16:13

Sharon probably put him up to it mind, OP.

You needs to have it out with her ASAP.

SuePurblybilt · 30/06/2011 16:13

why was he angry at his leg? was it answering back?

BooyHoo · 30/06/2011 16:14

no, i think you may be right. it's a petri dish, but you have to watch out for the spotty eggs when using those. it's a side effect of the upside down hairdryer.

Moodykat · 30/06/2011 16:16

Oh how I laughed. Have clearly missed something but don't really care, this is funny!

shakey1500 · 30/06/2011 16:17

BooyHoo the upside down hairdryer of course!!!!! THE missing ingredient.

There you go Mario, problem solved

BooyHoo · 30/06/2011 16:18

i'm now wondering if 'he' had left a massive floater and was trying to 'encourage' it round the u-bend with his foot.

Original poster
Mario19 · 30/06/2011 16:20

Yes it was a dream I had last night I thought I put that in OP I meant to. I'm just trying to work out what it all means. It was Adam on fruit and veg, he's ok and went to watch the rugby but he wasn't drinking because he was driving and dh doesn't see Sharon as much now I think her radio might be broken because she hasn't played erasure in a while. Maybe she's on holiday that would explain why DH hasn't seen her.

OP posts:
MarioandLuigi · 30/06/2011 16:22

I swear this poster has nothing to do with me!

Have you been eating some special mushrooms Mario?

strandedbear · 30/06/2011 16:23

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Original poster
Mario19 · 30/06/2011 16:23

I swear this poster has nothing to do with me!

Have you been eating some special mushrooms Mario?

OP posts:
PrettyMeerkat · 30/06/2011 16:25

huh?!

JuicyLips · 30/06/2011 16:29

confusing.am easily confused though.

PainteditRed · 30/06/2011 16:29

HAHAHA

Callisto · 30/06/2011 16:29

OP - did this bloke also come all over some course work or yours because he was pissed off at you?