To think DP's nickname for me is really disrespectful?

[QueenofHeartz]

DP calls me his little cum-bucket. I didn't mind at first because I didn't realise what it meant (I thought he was saying come-bucket although I realise that doesn't make sense) but he's saying it outside of the home too which is even worse. I saw him writing a text to his mate who we're going out with at the weekend and he refered to me as "cb". He denies it was short for cum-bucket but refused to say what else it could mean!

AIBU?? It makes me cringe.

[ThatVikRinA22]

@ peoplecallmetricky

liking the term wanksplash....how about you give him that as a new pet name?

and use it in public obviously. all the time.

[Hullygully]

Ah, just spotted the z

[tethersend]

[hairfullofsnakes]

Call him little dick

He'll soon stop

[ashamedandconfused]

the z? meaning what?

[MarioandLuigi]

I dont think I believe this!

[tallulahxhunny]

omg , i'm no prude honestly but i would seriously smack him in the face for telling his mates he called me that!!! maybe as a joke in the bedroom or something but good god no way outside it!

[dinkystinky]

If its true, its really unbelievable and totally disrespectful to you. I suggest you start calling him the turkey baster in retaliation.

[eurochick]

WTF????

[MrsBethel]

YANBU

Bear in mind that he probably thinks its a bit of a joke and doesn't realise how offensive you find it. I think you need to have a chat.

[chandellina]

well no one could say you are being unreasonable - that is outrageous! i'd tell him to grow up, get a life and show some respect

[tigercametotea]

Are you serious?! No no no. What is he then? Drippin' Dick?!

[SpareRoomSleeper]

And you are posting to ask if you are being unreasonable???

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

YABU. It is clearly a harmless term for your cavernous vagina. Bless him.

[razzlebathbone]

Hang onto him OP, you've got a real catch there.

[HedleyLamarr]

at Chickens. If this is real, then yes, it is horrible.

[wrongdecade]

eurgh.

[AuntieMonica]

just had to check the calendar, it's not Tuesday is it?

[BooyHoo]

your new name for him is "my little pocket dildo". try it out today, see what response you get (it wont be a good one i guarantee)

[Fifis25StottieCakes]

Can you imaging the convo sitting in the pub

Get me a pint my little cum bucket
Ok pet, do you want a packet of scampi fries with that you wanksplash

Obviously dont say it if you are in a family pub.

[CarryingTheCanAgain]

Start referring to him as dick-cheese in front of his mates.

[valiumredhead]

Tell him to stop.

[Binfullofmaggotsonthe45]

I would prefer it if you called him something more affectionate than the otehr suggestions. My suggestion would be "my darling spunk trumpet".

[FooffyShmoofferschinhair]

Righto.

[LoveBeingAbleToNamechange]

Yuck calling you that to his friends, just had a horrible thought what if that's what he has always called you to them but only just started using it to your face