MN Jury please say I am not bu!

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Rinsing mince, yes really.

I think that the idea of cooking a packet of mince, rinsing it (using a colander) then putting it back in the pan is well, weird.

Fair enough skimming the crap that comes off it, but rinsing it takes away all the flavour of the meat.

This has been a long-standing argument between me and dp.

I appreciate your input

Does he dice rice?

Does he smack his snack?

Punch his lunch?

Does he always scrub his grub?

does he pop his chop (in the dishwasher)

Does he soak his coke?

Chuck his duck?

Is he licking the chicken?

Shine his wine?

This thread is making me wheeze

Descale his Kale?

Adding milk to mince at the last stage of cooking is rather good actually. I too was sceptical but I had read and article about how to cook a real spag bol and I tried it. Delicious.

Rinsing it IS just strange.

does he pimp his shrimp?

@ the way this thread has gone.

Yeah, it is honestly not good to wash meat. First off, just why?? Since when has cold water by itself been any kind of an effective cleanser?

And second off - great way to splash microscopic nasties all over your hard kitchen surfaces, including wooden chopping boards - which you never cut meat on anyway since they harbour germs much more effectively than plastic, etc.

Seriously, I am not a clean freak - we all need a few germs to keep our immune system on the go - but I don't clean meat pre-cooking.

Does he cook his books?

This is getting very Dr Suess

Smash his mash?

Does he shower his flour?

well in defence you 'clean' fruit and vegetables in cold water only. Slightly different though as they tend to have smooth skins so just need soething to remove dirt

Is he a fryer of jambalaya?

He's a shameless mince-rinser!

Does he moisten his boysen(berry)?

does he Milton his Stilton?

Does he scorn his corn?
Beat his meat?
Wham his ham?
Squark at his pork?
Tell lies to his pies?

Does he sanitise his curly fries?

Does he douse his scouse?

Batter his paratha?

Slam his ham?

Meander with coriander?
Dice with spice?
Get loose with chocolate moose?
Is he nasty to his pasties?

Tell me, does he hurry his curry?

Does he cram his ham?

Chew his brew?

Dish his fish?

Button his mutton?