We don't care about Pippa's bottom. It's so boring. Who is interested in this?
Please lose the Kardashians - in all shapes and forms. They are famous because their father defended O J Simpson. Say no more.
Have you seen Paris Hilton's sex tape? It's so embarrassing yet she's now a celebrity with ' star power'. The world has gone mad. Who on this earth gives a damn about Paris Hilton?
I could go on, but I might get vexed,....