to not be at all suprised at this.....

[pipandpet]

I know I am BU to be noseying browsing nethuns and I am also BU for being a judgeypants BUT

I dare you to not ROFLCOPTER at this

Judge all you want I fucking would I'd die if my sister went on it
Love it OP

I did, I did :o

Agh that is an eye watering amount of little emoticons doing all sorts of shenanigans. Grr.

And that it is announced with such pride......

I actually saw part of this today and the woman they are talking about came across quite well, not like your normal Jeremy Kyle Person. Her EX was a teat though.

Seems she fled a violent ex according to the thread. I wouldn't go on JK but she wasn't two timing her BIL with her dog or anything.
Also I must admit I do quite like the slap around the face with a dead fish smiley!

Good god, never been over there before. It's awfully bright isn't it?

Haaaaahahahahahaha!

Those 'things' at the bottom of their posts hurt my eyes.

There was one that had 4 of them - one with the exact age of her 2 DC, another one with the number of years/months/days to their wedding day and the last one with the number of years/months/days that they have been 'madly in love' - that is just so awful

Why do I click the NM's links without getting my sunglasses first?

Springboks i'm with you, what the hell is with all the flashing little faces

Twonka the new Twunt? :D

pip I don't know if it was the subject, the lolling or the tickers... but now I have a migraine... And I have nearly wet my pants.

:o not :D

arf at 'well said u should be proud of your sis hun'

Sums it all up in a nutshell.

and at 'Often, when a child's parentage is in dispute, the people go on it because they can't afford a DNA test.'

I thought the csa provide dna tests.

It's classy over there!

I like their emoticons though

Why can't we have pretty emoticons 'n' stuff like they do?

I saw the we have been madly in love for 3 years, 2 months and 8 days ticker as well. I got sick in my mouth a bit.

Worryingly, there was also another ticker thing that said We have been TTC for x years. I have been on {insert medication name} since 2009 or words to that effect Why? Just why?

now I know why I never took to NM. my eyes, my eyes.

Fucking hell that was scary (and bright and annoying). Plus it needed a stupid amount of scrolling down the page to read very little. I am never going back there again!

are all the threads like that with pics and slogans on. It would get right on my tits. It takes ages to scroll down. I liked the Your scent is like my heroin

Pass the eye-bleach.