to not be at all suprised at this.....

[pipandpet]

I know I am BU to be noseying browsing nethuns and I am also BU for being a judgeypants BUT

I dare you to not ROFLCOPTER at this

That was my first and last time on netmums; NOW I get it.

hahahahaha

"whats JK"

i loved the pictures of the kid who couldonly have her picture taken from the back,i often wonder what would have become of me had i clicked on there first.

Dear fucking god, have you seen those stupid little cartoon pictures? Boob baby, ive been breast feeding for 5 months, 3 weeks and 1 day, and my personal favourite, 1 month, 3 weeks and 6 days until my child`s next birthday.

Made my arse clench

Every time I look at that site, I see that woman with the giant I LOVE MY FAMILY ticker.

Why? Just why?

Has it never occurred to her that anyone who didn't love their family is unlikely to be on a parenting forum?

I love my family but I fucking loathe her.

See now? She has made me swear. Bitch.

'Your scent, its like a drug to me...like my own personal brand of heroin!'

Hahahahahahahahaha

It'd be criminal to let that pass without some remark

Sorry about that.

I don't know why she makes me so very, very cross.

Crosser even than the countdown to Christmas tickers that some of them have got.

I do like that 'smack in the face with a fish' smiley though.

I notice they've got a Like button. One more reason not to get one here.

Why do I have this urge to go on there and tell them all to fuck the fuck off??

The 'when i turnt it on' made me laugh as well

I've just seen this

]Bluebelle Carteblanche, Working Mummy to Mariposa Hermione Cordelia (8) and Summer Friday Seren, OH to Mr Carteblanche (4)

as a gone wrong ticker. Really ?

Oh and I found a new ticking off from a couple of years ago

Why do they all have numbers in brackets after their name?

I had to change my name today from fifi25, ive had a few piss off back to NM type comments.

Oldraver - was that a real ticker? Mariposa and Summer?

That was a bit bloody scary. And bright.

never been on there before - now i know why....my eyes are now bleeding!

Actually, YABU for the abominable ROLFCOPTER - I realise you've been Over There, but really! However, YANBU in sharing what has been a truly surreal experience.

Especially the comment that "... don't even watch it, its trash, its not something i would be telling people". Which comes from a woman who, from the pictures that adorn her post, has a child who must be starring in a re-run of "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas".

Did anyone else notice the ticker announcing down to the last minute how long the poster had been breastfeeding for?

Now I know where one of my old school chums on Facebook must hang out most of the time...

How can one follow what is being said with all the tickers and lurid quotes?

mmm colourful isn't it?

Maybe thats why there is no punctuation and loads of abbreviations Get me the fuck off here before i need an appointment at Specsavers or they could be dazzled and cant see the keyboard.

*are

there appears to be some pregnancy algebra on the tickers. I've been trying to solve it, but it's obviously too long since my maths GCSE.

I have learnt that there is such thing as a Jeremy Kyle DVD