I want to kick a dog...

[bupcakesandcunting]

It's not a real one. It's that one in that fucking creepy Walls sausage advert where the husband gets a French bulldog in a ring box to say nice things to his wife.

It gives me the heebie-jeebies. I want to punt that CGI dog to the moon.

Can I add the new CGI Andrex puppies to that?
Oh and the bear from the Bird's Eye ads too?
The bear scares me.

You are not alone. That thing and the fucking terrifying jammy dodger monkeys.

That's just mean.

He's only saying thank you.

Poor doggy.

Used to love the ad where the dog 'spoke' "Walls".

If I opened my freezer and that bear was on it purring "heyyyyy, Bupcakes" I would FLARE UP. Not stand ther dopily
nodding at it whilst it advised me on how to cook prawns in a bag.

The new confused.com is a fucker, though. Stupid stick lady with wiggly hair.

I actually really like that dog.

No I like the monkeys, you can't kick them. You can kick the dogs though. And you can batter the eejit who thought up that P&G advert to death. Several times.

Oh I liked the dog who used to growl "Walls" too

I also like the Pedigree ad, the one where the dogs have teeth.

Oh the cow is for Muller isn't it? I like that one.

Bluddy Anchor ?

"Mary is just a cow. Always wanted to be a horse. So we made her dream come true"......

But they didn't ! They could have AT LEAST painted her brown !

You evil so and so

Do dogs usually not have teeth?

Depends how old they are, Bupcakes

I mean, the fake teeth, just to be clear.

I second the Old Spice advert, it's brill.

I would however have a restraining order out against that bear and his creepy seafood based lurking.

I don't like that they changed the Muller ad.
My favourite line was 'Go on girl. GALLOP!' They cut it out.

Can we please send the Evian dancing babies to Room 101 too?

Those fucking meerkats

And the horrible Lloyds TSB cartoon people make me borderline physically ill. I'd like them to do one with them all burning in a fiery pit of hell while that damn music trills along to the accompaniment of their screams.

Oh yes, Evian babies. Utter crap.

The meerkat thing. Either I've had a sense of humour bypass or everyone around me is a dingbat. "it's so funny and clever what they've done!"

Is it? Is it, really?

NO

"Simples".

Says it all.

That polar bear! If a person was waiting for you in your freezer in that 'come-hither' pose and making comments on your seafood in the tone of voice universally recognised as "the voice of the friendly ice cream man WHO WILL THEN DISEMBOWEL YOU IN HIS VAN AND SERVE THE EVIDENCE TO LOCAL CHILDREN IN HIS 'SECRET RECIPE' ICE CREAM," you would call the police. The fact that Birdseye have not used a human but an animated polar bear only adds to the levels of Uncomfortable in that advert.

Yanbu lots of creepy animal related adverts atm.... Scary scary birdseye bear